What, we weren’t speaking about that?
Anyway, item number one on things you’ll never hear said in a single-seat cockpit:
“I thought you were going to do it.”
Looks like they got to walk away from it. Which, believe it or don’t, is not currently the accepted standard for a successful landing.
Note for the literal minded: I’ve no idea how this B-1 got to check out the least desirable min-rollout landing procedure down at D-Gar. I don’t have to know – it doesn’t have to be true that he left his wheels up accidentally. It only has to be plausible. And funny.
Which, if someone else’s pain isn’t funny, I’d like to know what is…