Search words

I wonder if these folks found what they were really looking for, when they dropped in to our humble digs:

what are the disadvantages of having homework – back before the internets, people weren’t this stupid
how many push-ups are sufficient? – I don’t know. How many have you got?
ac-130 squadrons – are pretty freakin’ cool
operation praying mantis videos – would be nice to have, but it was like, sooo pre-digital age
magic carpet ride and navy – is a damned cool vid
monkeys – monkeys. I get that a lot. more’n you’d think. a lot.
china military – yes. yes it is.
professional players “pat on the butt” – eh?
100 reasons why i didn’t do my homework – I’m sensing a trend here
bridges at toko-ri book report – cheater!
drunk tank san diego – the first inkling that someone may have a problem
naval academy – as opposed to “navel oranges,” which is a whole different topic
luke skywalker belt – you got me
waterboarding techinques – I only know the one, and it sucks to be on the wrong end of it. but it won’t kill you.
war – what is it good for? Huh. Absolutely nuthin’
army flight physical – I bet, that, being the army, it’s probably worse than ours – I’m seeing two fingers, no grease.
i like my women a little on the trashy side, words – I did not know that. honestly. but now that you mention it…
he who will not risk cannot win – tautological, I’d say. but the reverse is also true…
navy fun – sometimes. sometimes not fun. lex just pawn.
flat hatting aviation – how did that get here?
what happens after you pull parachute cord – one of two things, one of which is relatively good, and one of which is very bad
islamic way of sex intercouse – doesn’t exist, no such thing. spread the word. tell all your friends.

I also get a small kick out of googling Neptunus Lex/images.

Yep. That’s about right.

BTW, a tip o’ the tam to you, Anonymous Stranger, who threw a fin in the tip jar today. That’s the better part of a pint, here in Sandy Eggo. Muy obrigato!