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At first I thought it was some kind of prison movie

Aussies Pile on Agony for England

But then I read a little further and it all became much more clear:

Australia turned the screw in the first Ashes Test by building a lead of 626 after Glenn McGrath took 6-50 to dismiss England for 157 in Brisbane.

The home side opted not to enforce the the follow-on despite England trailing by 445 on first innings.

And Justin Langer (88) and Ricky Ponting (51) shared an unbroken stand of 113 to see them to 181-1 at stumps.

So. Some sort of brutal interrogation, I take it. Hope the ACLU doesn’t catch wind.

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11 comments to At first I thought it was some kind of prison movie

  • Sim

    We will have the Ashes back yet.

    I was suprised they didn’t make England follow on although their reasoning does make sense, so long as the bowlers get them out in time. No point piling on the runs only to let the Poms eke out a draw.

  • Sim

    Yep, just realised that probaqbly made no sense to you lot :o

    Try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashes

    Possibly the smallest trophy in international sport, and fiercely contested.

  • Byron Audler

    Not to mention, completely misunderstood ;)

  • Dale B

    I actually knew that you were taking about cricket without even following the link. I usually listen to the BBC World Service in the evening and I often hear a report on the day’s cricket results.

    It’s fascinating to listen to these reports. I know that they’re talking about cricket and can figure out the names of the teams, or at least what country they’re from. Otherwise, I understand every word that they’re saying but still have no idea what they’re talking about.

    As my british colleagues always remind me, I don’t speak english, I speak american.

  • blackeagle603

    “It’s baseball on Valium.”
    _Robin Williams_

  • Sim

    Dave -

    Don’t feel to bad, I was trying to cover the fielding positions with a Norwegian friend the other day, she got in all sorts of knots.

    For the record: http://www.wford.org/Lex/fieldingpossies.jpg

    BTW – England lost a wicket while I was typing this :D

  • Ozwitch

    Cricket needs to be gently introduced at birth and reapplied at regular intervals throughout childhood, otherwise its mysteries will forever escape you.

    It’s a bizarre game by modern standards, however when we are whacking the Poms, it assumes a beautiful and poetic clarity all of its own.

    Sim – I suspect there were several reasons for the lack of a follow-on:
    a) the need to rest decrepit bowlers such as McGrath;
    b) the fact that numerous patrons had paid for 5 days of cricket;
    c) Ponting’s desire to torture the Poms even further and break their spirit utterly – Lex’s comments are spot on here btw.

  • Sim

    Not sure hoe successful c) is given Collingwood and Pietersens stand today.

  • Sim

    Oh, and decrepit?! Wash your mouth out! :o

  • Ozwitch

    Sim – I was trying to be sarcastic there. Glenn sure showed the Poms he was anything but decrepit.

  • badbob

    Cool. And we think the SuperBowl has been played forever…

    Sort of like a baseball world series played continuosly till it was done.

    Learn somthing every day.

    B2

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