Credo
"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me." -- John Paul Jones
"Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature" --George Bernard Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra"
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."--Friedrich Nietzsche
"A kind Providence has placed in our breasts a hatred of the unjust and cruel, in order that we may preserve ourselves from cruelty and injustice. They who bear cruelty, are accomplices in it. The pretended gentleness which excludes that charitable rancour, produces an indifference which is half an approbation. They never will love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate."--Edmund Burke
“You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.”--General Sir Charles Napier
"Μολὼν λαβέ" -- Leonidas
"Blogito Ergo Sum" -- Neptunus Lex
That’s unfortunate, they’re funnier than most Super Bowl commercials in recent years.
My favorite from a couple years back was for Monster.com…”I aspire to become middle-management.”
Or something like that.
Arf!
The last beers I’d take is a (fill in the blank) Light or Lite.
After the Guniness or two, howzabout a good dram of an execellent Single Malt?
If that had been my newest find, Bombay Sapphire, that dog would have been hanging over the mantlepiece
Amen to Bombay Sapphire, my favorite as well.
And the ladies in both hilarious videos probably now have an unfair and incorrect impression of honest, hard-working BUD Light drinkers.
Life is cruel sometimes.
Single Malt? Did someone mention Single Malt?Sniff. sniff.
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