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Pop superstar MICHAEL JACKSON has confirmed his conversion to Islam, according to reports in the Middle East.

The Arab-Israeli newspaper Panorama claims Jackson has announced the move and revealed plans to move to Bahrain, where he has bought property.

(Hijab Tip to SondraK)

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22 comments to Good. Sweet. Lord.

  • Byron Audler

    I can’t wait till that young man moves to a wonderful spot like Saudi…and he get’s to find out what Sharia law has to say about pedarists.

  • unkawill

    Well, what do you expect? He gets to have little boys now. Legally.

  • good riddance.

    Just remember, bahrain is Saudi’s Tijuana.

    “Allah cannot see across the water” is how it was justified when I asked a local why drinking and whoring is tolerated there.

    (bahrain is connected to saudi by a 20 mile or so bridge). It’s a 500 mile trip from Riyadh – which when you drive like a Saudi isn’t that far.

    Wed-Friday nights were the nights you had to watch your 6 especially well when driving in Bahrain.

  • AW1 Tim

    Shipmates,

    Bought property with the mortgage he took out on his parent’s home. He also just signed a contract to do a number of shows with Janet and his brothers in Las Vegas, where he has been the last few weeks. before that he was in Ireland, till his host got tired of his mooching and asked him to leave.

    Don’t ask how I know all of this…….

    Jackson is also facing several lawsuits by ex-lawyers and creditors. he is close to defaulting on a 780 MILLION dollar debt to Fortress Investments, and real close to losing the last of his share of the Beatles catalog.

    Respects,

  • ASM826

    So, um, how does he feel about the Islamic requirement for Jihad?

  • lex

    ASM826, I’m sure he’ll say it has something to do with an internal struggle against sin. Or something.

  • It is a two for one deal for him. He can molest little boys and sheep-all while heading for the mosque.

    Somehow the idea of Michael Jackson and 72 virgins just does not compute…………..

  • When you’re out of ideas, out of the news, and out of money, what else is there that an aging pop star can do to generate publicity?

    This has to be easier than that whole setting yourself on fire stunt he tried a while back. And easier on the cosmetic surgery.

  • ManlyDad

    Hey, c’mon. I tune in here for manly military news and views. Whaas this Michael Jackson detour?

    You looking for excuses to avoid working on your thesis? Well don’t make us suffer!

  • Michelle

    Did you know that MJ had a previous “conversion” about 25+ years ago when he supposedly became one of Jehovah’s Witnesses?

    Which, combined with his latest conversion, could tell us a few things:
    1. He is drawn towards more “fundamentalist” religions.
    2. He is drawn towards those groups more or less on the fringe.
    3. Not only did he move further and further towards the fringe as he got older, but based on his previous behaviour, he traveled way past that quite a while ago. This latest could just be the icing on the cake.

    Frankly, I thought it was insulting towards the JWs when he proclaimed himself to be one of them many years ago. I would be tempted to say the same thing about his conversion to Islam if it wasn’t that it was Islam.

    Coincidentally (or not), there was supposedly a family connection involved with his previous conversion as well – in that case, his mother was said, at the time, to be a JW.

    Oh yeah, don’t expect it to last (unless he finds some way to keep it to his benefit, of course); after making a big media splash, his purported association with the JWs fizzled and died pretty quickly. Of course it might have helped that the “association” was pretty well all one-sided and he couldn’t even get the group’s basic tenets straight. Ask yourselves this question, do you think even Islam really wants him?

  • I see someone running from his debts, his bad choices and his lack of music sales in the U.S. He’s trying to make news for himself in a desperate attempt to hold onto his fading celebrity status.

    I’d almost feel sorry for him, except for that whole pedophilia thing.

  • Ens Tim

    This might be better than his previous foray into Hindi…

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8

  • William the Coroner

    With friends like these…

  • MajMike

    i look forward to not listening/purchasing a duet album with Cat Stevens..

  • badbob

    Is this Jackson guy part of that Anna Nicole thanG?

    Just asking.

    be

    Michelle- way too much capital invested in all that logic for this P.O.S.

  • Michelle

    B2
    P.O.S.??
    About the logic , some days I just can’t seem to help myself. Particularly when I am trying to get out of working :)

  • Mike47

    Hah! Wait ’till he gets tired of the novelty of Islamism and figures out what the ‘religion’ has in store for it’s apostates! Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide…

  • Snake Eater

    I’m with ManlyDad, # 9 above…get with the program ladies…back to basics and mil/nav talk… this pile of dross is not worth the effort or the ink. Best

    PS,Michelle, RE: P.O.S =(Piece of Sh*t)..I love stealing B-2s thunder

  • kat-missouri

    and in Islamic law, there is no interest or certain other concepts which, While Michael will lose out in the US, Bahrain is unlikely to sieze any of his property to pay his US debts.

  • Michelle

    Anyone else questioning the accurateness of this? Last I heard (on the radio today) was that MJ was firmly ensconced in Los Vagas at the moment. No metnion of Bahrain. Not that I was actually listening for news on HRH, it was just kind of there.

  • lex

    I guess I’m not even sure what I hope is true about this story.

  • Hey folks, y’all must admit, it’s been fun to watch the crumbling of his nose, in a schadenfreudical kind of way!

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