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An insufficiently brief conversation between your humble scribe and a thoroughly hypothetical individual/correspondent

Your humble scribe: Just sign here on the white piece of paper.

Thoroughly hypothetical individual/correspondent: It’s black.

YHS: What is?

THIC: The paper.

YHS: I’m not sure I understand, I meant this piece of paper right here. The white one.

THIC: Black. It’s clearly black.

YHS:

THIC: BLACK!

YHS: Ohh-kayyy. Just sign at the top there.

THIC: That’s the bottom.

YHS: I don’t…

THIC: BOTTOM!

YHS:

THIC:

YHS: Is this one of those, “It depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is” things?

Update: I was deceived! The “InstaCracker” thing should have given it away, combined with the characteristically stubborn resistance to reason and the psychically starved self-approbation but I simply wasn’t paying that close attention.

I’m just not, you know: That in to him.

Update 2: Do you not, when faced with this kind of behavior, at some level wonder, what the f***?

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10 comments to An insufficiently brief conversation between your humble scribe and a thoroughly hypothetical individual/correspondent

  • OK, I’ll bite. (having read the first link)

    WTF? Over.

  • Grumpy

    “Oh Humble Scribe” and “Justthisguy”,

    Just my 2 cents, I read both of your links. It does appear people are putting together the numerical address for his servers.

    Now in reference to “Update 2″, your response sugeests to this layman, you do NOT need a cranial-rectal extraction. I would make one change. It would be “WTF!” (exclamation point.) Thank you, for your patience with me. Respectfully, Grumpy

  • FbL

    Do you not, when faced with this kind of behavior, at some level wonder, what the f***?

    All the time. Especially, in the case of him.

  • Byron Audler

    Sounds like roach paste time…Seriously, between moderating a mailing list and running an IRC channel for our gave dev team, I got all over worrying about trolls. I’d give ‘em a chance to get with the program, and if that didn’t work, I’d ring down to the HTs and tell them to flush the CHT tank.

  • Michelle

    You mean B2 doesn’t have to call him Senor any more?? WTF??

  • Bill C

    Lex,
    You are far too decent and caring. I told you, do not try to teach algebra to monkeys. They could care less and it is a waste of your time and energy.

  • badbob

    Lex,

    M-God, you’re right! A troll in sheepdog clothing! HE is near! Maybe I’ll reconnoiter!

    On second thought…nah.

    I truly hate to see loco folks…it’s depressing.

    b2

  • GEO6

    Lex,

    It seemed pretty clear after VL’s first few salvos that the nice folks here were dealing with an anal oriface and a bigot, or maybe a big anal oriface.

    v/r,
    GEO6

  • SJBill

    SJBill sends…

    WHISKEY
    TANGO
    FOXTROT

    Over.

  • Mark

    THIC, Good one :-) . At least s/he was honest, you know, about the mania thing. Sounds like a well adjusted individual.

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