Today would be a good day to wear a T-shirt that said “Tabhair dom p??g, is mise Eireannach”

That T-shirt had better be green, by the way. And if you’re very lucky? Some lovely lass will.

Today would be a good day to reflect upon the truth of how the Irish essentially saved civilization, after them horrible Germans ran amok sacking and burning and all. Not for the last time.

Today would be a good day to learn about the man himself.

Today would be a great day to rent “Boondock Saints.” Because it takes place on Saint Patrick’s Day, and on that day? We’re all Irish. Which is something the Mob would do well to keep in mind.

Today would be a grand day to hoist a pint of Guinness – for strength!

Today would be a wonderful day to ask yourself, can I buy a jar of Guinness for Lex?

Because, yes. Yes you can.