Before the dawn:
ABC has been unable to come to a contractual agreement with Rosie O’Donnell. As a result, her hosting duties on “The View” will come to an end mid-June…
According to Barbara Walters, creator and co-executive producer of “The View,” the co-host will be missed. (ed. Probably under-estimating the range.)
“We have had, to say the least, an interesting year ‚Ķ an exciting, fun-filled, provocative year. We have all gotten together and you will be missed,” Walters said, adding, “I do not participate in the negotiations for Rosie. It was between your representatives and agents. This is not my doing.”
Yeah, OK Barbara. This is what you’ll miss?
The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!”
O’Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her “disgusting” and “fat” because, “it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner.”
Or is it her ablative expertise that will be missed, you know, the keen insight that led her to determine – in her studied, professional opinion as a Boston College dropout, and using her signature lucid prose – that 9/11 was an inside job? Because steel doesn’t melt!1!
Not everyone is relieved at this of course. Over at HotAir, the allahpundit is watching a franchise evaporate in front of his disbelieving eyes:
75% of my content, up in smoke. I’m a wreck.
Courage, brother – we’ll always have her blog. And while we’re talking about HotAir, Check The Donald eulogizing Ro on Fox. Brought tears. Actual tears.
Ah, well: Sic transit plumbeus
That’s woman’s mouth gives true meaning to the phrase “Pie Hole”.
b2
Yes, she was very good for Allah’s business, wasn’t she? However, he being omnipotent and all, I’m sure he’ll find another source of income and fame.
I love that guy.
Subsunk
She isn’t dead. She’ll turn up somewhere. She’s a gift that keeps on giving. ABC has deftly passed the tarbaby.
She’s a product of the 70′s / 80′s trendy Boston comedy clubs that also begat Jay Leno.
Q. Why is Rosie O’Donuts a celebrity? Pick two of three: her mouth, her lifestyle or her intellect?
Ever look at the Yahoo Top Search list? Here’s today’s list:
Tony Romo, Shrek the Third, Mark Cuban, Tribeca Film Festival, Sheryl Crow, Gas Prices, Sir Edmund Hillary, Good Morning America, Soap Opera Scoops, How I Met Your Mother.
Whiskey – Tango – Foxtrot. Even old “Two Squares a Day” Crow is up there.
Are they any legitimate figures that our American public holds in high esteem?
-SJBill
I love this guy…
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267100,00.html
A very well thought out prank, you know?
A real American treasure & class act, dontcha think? (Snark off) As mentioned before, unfortunatly, she’ll be back.
Somewhere Star Jones is doing handsprings. My total investment in this whole thing: BFD.
Well, after the Cr@p, that was last week, Somthing positive just had to happen.
Yin&Yang
Yin and Yang – indeed Unkawill.
scores of daytime TV trolls will have to get their viewpoints from Sesame Street again, now that she will be put out to pasture…