Proof that forty-thousand years of the human genome’s relentless quest for dominance through brilliant adaptation have not gone to waste, as well as a bit of news that brings new meaning to the term “able bodied seaman.”
Homonymically speaking.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(Note: Link may not be safe for work, depending of course, upon where it is you work. Even though it is in a professional journal. And all.)
(Note 2: Not for delicate souls, or those with a tendency – however slight – towards prudishness.)
(Note 3: Or squeamishness.)
(Note 4: In fact most of you should give it a pass entirely.)
(Note 5: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)
(Note 6: C’mon. We’re all adults here.)
(Note 7: I blame Glen(n) !).
Update: Oh, that’s typical -
You can build a million bridges…
Lex, It’s about time that modern science has finally… come to the realization that we of the strong and mighty sex…are more than mere sperm donors… Best
Nice to know they’re good for sumthin…
(oops, did I just say that out loud?!)
Ah well, like Lex said, small stuff….
I happen to work for a bi… er, woman, who would benefit mightily from the mood altering effects of a hot meat injection.
Why do I have the sneaking feeling that for some of you, all of those caveats were actually like waving a red flag at a bull?
Ya think!
Ole!
Maybe this explains why some women can be raving bi…um, I mean, female dogs when their husbands are deployed. Who knew?
Boy it didn’t take them long to track back.
OK guy’s and gal’s lets not embarrass our host.
Now, Lex… the caveats came later than the link (no pun intended).
“Semen withdrawal”? O-o-k-a-a-y. This doesn’t appear in any current medical dictionaries, but perhaps I didn’t look too…hard…long…?
Good night, all.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
Shipmates,
I suspect that there will be much gnashing of teeth, tearing of hair, wailing, and rending of clothes by the other services when they get ahold of this article.
I mean, really, if there is a need for this sort of thing, then the Navy has it all over the other services. Seriously, we literally have hundreds of ships just full of seamen just waiting to answer their country?
Shipmates,
I suspect that there will be much gnashing of teeth, tearing of hair, wailing, and rending of clothes by the other services when they get ahold of this article.
I mean, really, if there is a need for this sort of thing, then the Navy has it all over the other services. Seriously, we literally have hundreds of ships just full of seamen just waiting to answer their country’s call…
Oh .. wait.. never mind…
Sigh…
Respects,
Yet more evidence that our gonads are driving our brains, instead of the other way around.
BUT! Only if we let them! Wise sages, for thousands of years, have pointed out that one’s human nature includes both the intellectual and physical, and that a prudent grownup allows some consideration to each side.
I think that the seamanlike solution is to maintain an even strain, and realize that it is often, but not always, a good thing to have gotten lain.
Wise counsel’s wasted on those we train.
Our exhortations fall in vain
On the younger folks, who don’t know pain;
Being young, and dumb, and full of,
Err,
Rum?
What’s long and hard and full of seamen?
Oh, you’ve heard that one already?
And, everyone knows the method of any drug delivery is crucial.
As well as the periodicity of the dosage – very important.
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert.
Because they are full of A*** semen …
badumpbump
Maybe this explains why some women can be raving bi?
Maybe this explains why some women can be raving bi…um, I mean, female dogs when their husbands are deployed.
Now wait just a doggone minute there, mister. If time were convenient, I’d have a bone to pick with you…
Ummm… errr…..
Nevermind.
re: the traffic, don’t have much to send your way, but since your post was pretty much the only good thing in a pretty lousy day, I’d consider it an excellent trade
Thanks for the laugh, Lex.
“semen withdrawal”
Would that be the same as spitting?
Put down that remote control.
Premature disembarkation can be helped… there is a solution.
Contact your doctor and ask them if Liberty-Free AbleSeamen?Ǭ
Put down that remote control.
Premature disembarkation can be helped… there is a solution.
Contact your doctor and ask them if Liberty-Free AbleSeamen® is for you.
It’s a funny story. Have you caught Ace’s post on this? His commenters are always funny, too. I like Ace because he is more disturbed than I am.
I suppose I should give Ace’s link, lol.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/228253.php#228253
I reckon I should admit that I, too, sometimes read at Ace’s place, and marvel and gutbustingly laugh at the outrages in the comments, though I’ve never dared to comment there m’self.
Maggie, you seem braver than I in that respect.