“Oh, you have Couric presenting news? Didn’t know… You see, after your network went hyper-liberal ond openly attacked the President of the United States with false National Guard documents I, like many other American’s, simply removed your entire network from my cable TV menu. Sorry, didn’t know you guys were still broadcasting… Hey, good luck with that!”

Oops, was that my outside voice? I couldn’t help it! It just sliped out.

I get my news mostly from the internets, because everything there is true.

Plus, somewhere there’s a clip of Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee doing a story about NILFs (roughly–News I’d Like to ****, which is not safe to completely spell out on a family blog). Skippy may have had a link to it once. Very funny.

“Don’t shoot your eye out!”

Snake- roger all on Fox Info Babes (FIBs).. Still dreamin o’Genie though.

B2

Speaking of that, I’m going to start learning how to fire a weapon this weekend. First time in my, ahem, young life. I have my choice of handgun or rifle – have selected handgun (have no idea what KIND yet). I’ll be taught by a trained marksman and professional instructor – my mom’s S.O.

So…this Lex Tart will be packing heat soon boys, very soon…be afraid, be very afraid.

One can catch her on “O’Reilly” or on-line. Fox’s babes are balanced by a great line-up of news guys, whom I enjoy.

Although I hear she’s high maintenance. Which I’d be OK with that. For a while.