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“On-going budgetary pressures and the strain of supporting the Global War on Terror have begun to impact the way the Marine Corps executes principal missions.”

“Seven of eight Marine non-comms agree that the starboard side of the ship is ‘that way’.”

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20 comments to Caption Contest

  • AW1 Tim

    Heh,

    “Young Marine Padawans develop their sword techniques with steel blades prior to being issued new light-sabres.”

  • SJBill

    “It is NOT a Marmaduke.”

    -SJBill

  • ASM826

    “I don’t care if you’re wearing stars, you’re the CNO or the President of the United States, there will be no smoking on MY hanger deck!”

  • MajHarvey

    “I know they said they were going to replace the M16A2, but this is ridiculous!”

  • Deborah Aylward

    ” Haircuts For The Navy…Courtesy U.S.M.C. ”

    ” How Marines Open The Mail ”

    ” Welcome Wagon…For Nancy Pelosi ”

    Enjoy your Sunday, sir.

    Veritas et Fidelis Semper

  • GEO6

    Rehearsal for the aboard ship production of “Pirates of the Caribbean V: Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum”.

  • CPT J

    Invasive rodents from the last asian port call had made the carrier XO’s life a nightmare. Standard rat traps were not working and chemical pesticides were ruled out. Something had to be done, and he called in the NCOIC of the ship’s Marine detachment.

    “You’re my last hope Gunny. No noise, no fumes, no fuss -and I DON’T want to know how you fixed it. Just get it done and over with.”

    In silence, the almost messianic light that came over the grizzled Gunnery Sergeant’s face confimed the XO’s fear:
    –that he REALLY DIDN’T want to know…

  • SeabeeSeniorChief

    So, Cap’n,

    You are apparently the only one who noticed that one young Devil Dog found it necessary to execute “draw…sword” with the wrong hand.

    “seven out of eight…”, heh

    Good eye, sir.

    SeniorE

  • Casca

    Wingnuts drilling at sea? They’ve been out long enough.

    You’re right SJBill, and they’re not mamelukes either.

  • ASM826

    They wouldn’t be Marmelukes, that is the Marine Officer’s sword. These are the correct swords for Marine NCOs.

    Semper Fidelis

  • Casca

    Marine Officers carry Mameluke swords. F’n sailors. NCO’s carry the NCO sword you see in the pic, sheesh.

  • DJVC

    “What?!?! Why didn’t anyone tell me we gave our bullets to the guy’s going ashore?!?! Does anyone have any stones?!?! Cpl Peters! Stowe that gear! To hell with it! We’ll do it the old fashioned way!”

    “The Cap’n said we couldn’t shoot ‘em, so…”

    “The XO’s coming! Look busy!”

  • Old Fat Sailor

    “Smite the unbelievers aye-aye sir!”

  • CPT J wins, having invoked the most evil nasty thoughts in this reader. (not to mention teh Silly) Casca and the others are right about the swords; even *I* know that!

    (Officers’ swords have cool bone hilts with minimal cross guard, NCOs’s/ have more of a basket hilt.)

  • Casca

    No, JTG, there are no marmedukes, or marmelukes. The sword handed to Presley O’Bannon by the Pasha of Tripoli was a Mameluke sword. The handles used to be Ivory until sometime around WWII. You can always tell the ivory, because they’re all brown now. Today the handles are plastic, and the swords made in China & India. My sword was made in Spain. The hilt is gold plate.

  • Casca

    No, JTG, there are no marmedukes, or marmelukes. The sword handed to Presley O’Bannon by the Pasha of Tripoli was a Mameluke sword. The handles used to be ivory until ivory became protected. You can always tell the ivory, because they’re all brown now. Today the handles are plastic, and the swords made in China & India. My sword was made in Spain. The hilt is gold plate over brass.

  • Um, Casca, I don’t recall typing the words you suggested that I did.

    I’m quite certain that I have not typed the words “marmaduke” nor “Marmelukes” at Cap’n Lex’s blog, here.

    Did you mean, “Mamelukes”?

    Are you drunker than *I* am?

    Now that would be interesting, but not necessarily shocking.

  • You folks think that is bad, let me tell you that I just spilled some beer on my kitty, and that he is right peeved at me!

    Cats avoid drunken humans, and for good and solid reasons!

    We’re dangerous!

    Or clumsy, which can amount to the same thing.

  • …so what does the result of two F/A-18′s getting married look like?

  • Casca

    Nevermind.

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