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August 27th, 2007 · 28 Comments · Military

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1) Airwing pilots make plain their distaste for the Supply Officer’s new “healthy” menu during Supply Department¬†swim call.

2) Nine out of ten House Armed Services Committee¬†staff experts agree that “that bomb on the left there is the prettiest.”

3) Press round up - UPI: “USS John C. Stennis repels small boat attack during transit of the Strait of Hormuz” IRNA:¬†”Totally innocent Iranian fishing fleet slaughtered by unprovoked attack, thousands of RPG rounds missing at sea” AFP: “Iraqi woman shows bullets fired by US soldiers at her house”

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28 responses so far ↓

  • 1 lex // Aug 27, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Synchronized whales! heh

  • 2 PeterGunn // Aug 27, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    It’s easy to see that the Navy has the BEST cell coverage, with 8 bars… er, pubs, saloons. We also offer the fewest dropped calls, but we’re not talking about our bombs.

  • 3 blackeagle603 // Aug 27, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    FY07 year end budget festivities. Use it or loose it in FY08.

  • 4 Glenn M. Cassel, AMH1(AW), USN, Retired // Aug 27, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Whe I was in VA-145(A-6E Intruder) many years ago. Suck on that A-7’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5 SGT Jeff (USAR) // Aug 28, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    “Whattaya mean you dropped a decimal point in the bomb aiming software?!? Put it back!”

  • 6 Jeopardy // Aug 28, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Neiman Marcus has unveiled the latest version of the classic Milton Bradley game “Battleship” for the 2007 Christmas Book. This version should retail for around $5,000,000,000

  • 7 unkawill // Aug 28, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Good one Jep

  • 8 djvc // Aug 29, 2007 at 12:48 am

    QUICK! QUICK!

    MAN THE ROW BOATS!

    FRESH FISH OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE!

    AP Wire - Arabian Sea - Apparently one sailor has had enough with shipboard food in the gulf…

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