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August 30th, 2007 · 24 Comments · Gratuitous slap
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24 responses so far ↓
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PeterGunn
// Aug 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“Ahhhhhh!!! You hit the spot! Do it again, it hurts sooooo good.”
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Justthisguy
// Aug 30, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Lex, I think those repeated Flight Physical Exams have damaged your mind. You should sue
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Justthisguy
// Aug 30, 2007 at 8:34 pm
P.S. Lex, yer right. There is NO WAY you’ll ever hoist yer flag. I wish that such were possible, though.
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Justthisguy
// Aug 30, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Be careful what you ask for. When casting about for a figure of speech, to express surprise or general gobsmackedness, think twice before picking up and using,
“Well, f*%k me standing!”
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Nose
// Aug 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
“I’ve got a wonderful FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Allah Akbar and such…
N
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HomefrontSix
// Aug 31, 2007 at 12:01 am
Oh sweet Jesus. I’m dying over here. Dying, I tell you.
Lex ~ you have ENTIRELY too much free time on your hands. I love it!
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ASM826
// Aug 31, 2007 at 5:15 am
Reminds me of your recent story about the young superpilot and his prostate check. Let’s count, one hand on left shoulder…check…one hand on right shoulder…check…AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
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JAS
// Aug 31, 2007 at 11:03 pm
I vow to quit reading this blog while eating anything smothered in hot salsa. It hurts too much when I snort it outta my schnoz.
Oh, man, *good one*!
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