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You should pretty much count your blessingsBy lex, on August 30th, 2007
August 30th, 2007 | Category: Gratuitous slap
24 comments to You should pretty much count your blessings |
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Hmmmmm, it’s Christian Rage Boy!
“Ahhhhhh!!! You hit the spot! Do it again, it hurts sooooo good.”
Lex, I think those repeated Flight Physical Exams have damaged your mind. You should sue
P.S. Lex, yer right. There is NO WAY you’ll ever hoist yer flag. I wish that such were possible, though.
To die laffin I am!
Popcorn out of my nose. Damn your eyes man!
Nose
Be careful what you ask for. When casting about for a figure of speech, to express surprise or general gobsmackedness, think twice before picking up and using,
“Well, f*%k me standing!”
“I’ve got a wonderful FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Allah Akbar and such…
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Oh sweet Jesus. I’m dying over here. Dying, I tell you.
Lex ~ you have ENTIRELY too much free time on your hands. I love it!
this on the other hand
http://se1.isn.ch/serviceengine/FileContent?serviceID=PublishingHouse&fileid=9DE9328A-B19F-D9EE-3742-2051A48F5AA1&lng=en
has not nearly enough photoshop in it.
(too many words…it hurts to read…)
ps would plane pr0n be pl0rn? prane? no japanese accent jokes, though. those would be offensive. ok perhaps i am working too late…apologies,
cheers
Reminds me of your recent story about the young superpilot and his prostate check. Let’s count, one hand on left shoulder…check…one hand on right shoulder…check…AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
“I’ve got a feeling, that love is here to stay” – and this sung in a nice throaty impersonation of Ethel Merman…
kinda gives a new meaning to the phrase “Kneel before Xerxes.”
oooh. ick.
You guys are strange! What happened to …er … nevermind.
(off to my corner — again)
Lex, Sweet Jesus…Hypocrisy…thy name is Lex…you chided some of us on the original thread on this subject about our off color comments “this being a family blog and all” and here you go again setting all the testosterone addled, smart-ass horn-dogs(you know who you are) aflame attempting, some with modest success, to out-gross each other. The Lex Babes, with the exception of Kris(is she really a Babe?), have all run for cover at this unseemly course of events….Lex the wheels are comming off…the light at the end of the tunnel is an on-coming train…the inmates are taking over the asylum…cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war and all that sort of overwrought cliche like bull-s**t…
Time to straighten up and fly right…get one with the lord…take a hold of yourself(not literally of course…) and set a new course that will hopefully rectify this situation.
Best (ICSFTH)
Snake – I’ll take as a compliment your questioning my status as a Lex Babe. At least in context. An unseemly course of events never scares me off…but ymmv.
I DID NOT read any of this unseemly mess!
I’ve got nothing to add here Snake… Other than I thought he was one ferocious guy when I saw the movie. Scared me to death, he did.
I did feel kinda bad about that Snake.
But then I considered: Is not consistency the hobgoblin of a foolish mind?
And I’m ascared of hobgoblins.
Cool pdf, Marc – thanks!
You, Lex, ascared of hobgoblins?
Impossible.
I refuse to believe it. Not with my own two eyes, even.
I vow to quit reading this blog while eating anything smothered in hot salsa. It hurts too much when I snort it outta my schnoz.
Oh, man, *good one*!
Well, I’ve seen Islamic Rage Boy before, but who’s the other character?