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You should pretty much count your blessings

August 30th, 2007 · 24 Comments · Gratuitous slap

This is what you would have gotten yesterday if I had access to PhotoShop at work.

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24 responses so far ↓

  • 1 PeterGunn // Aug 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    “Ahhhhhh!!! You hit the spot! Do it again, it hurts sooooo good.”

  • 2 Justthisguy // Aug 30, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    Lex, I think those repeated Flight Physical Exams have damaged your mind. You should sue

  • 3 Justthisguy // Aug 30, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    P.S. Lex, yer right. There is NO WAY you’ll ever hoist yer flag. I wish that such were possible, though.

  • 4 Justthisguy // Aug 30, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    Be careful what you ask for. When casting about for a figure of speech, to express surprise or general gobsmackedness, think twice before picking up and using,

    “Well, f*%k me standing!”

  • 5 Nose // Aug 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    “I’ve got a wonderful FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Allah Akbar and such…

    N

  • 6 HomefrontSix // Aug 31, 2007 at 12:01 am

    Oh sweet Jesus. I’m dying over here. Dying, I tell you.

    Lex ~ you have ENTIRELY too much free time on your hands. I love it!

  • 7 ASM826 // Aug 31, 2007 at 5:15 am

    Reminds me of your recent story about the young superpilot and his prostate check. Let’s count, one hand on left shoulder…check…one hand on right shoulder…check…AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

  • 8 JAS // Aug 31, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    I vow to quit reading this blog while eating anything smothered in hot salsa. It hurts too much when I snort it outta my schnoz.

    Oh, man, *good one*!

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