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You should pretty much count your blessingsThis is what you would have gotten yesterday if I had access to PhotoShop at work.
August 30th, 2007 | Category: Gratuitous slap
24 comments to You should pretty much count your blessings |
Credo"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me." -- John Paul Jones "Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature" --George Bernard Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra" "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."--Friedrich Nietzsche "A kind Providence has placed in our breasts a hatred of the unjust and cruel, in order that we may preserve ourselves from cruelty and injustice. They who bear cruelty, are accomplices in it. The pretended gentleness which excludes that charitable rancour, produces an indifference which is half an approbation. They never will love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate."--Edmund Burke "Μολὼν λαβέ" -- Leonidas "Blogito Ergo Sum" -- Neptunus Lex Relocating? SponsorsNearly 60k hits and 130k page views per month - low rates! Advertise with Lex! For the Effort!PopularPagesTags1st Amendment afghanistan Araby army Blogging buffoonery china culture economy education Flying Friday Musings geopol GWOT Headlines History iran iraq Israel issues media Memory Lane Military Navy norks Oz pakistan people piracy politicians politics Politics and Culture pundits Russia seals sea stories silliness Small Stuff SoCal technology UAVs UK usaf usmc weapons WP Cumulus Flash tag cloud by Roy Tanck requires Flash Player 9 or better. Spam Blocked |
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“Ahhhhhh!!! You hit the spot! Do it again, it hurts sooooo good.”
Lex, I think those repeated Flight Physical Exams have damaged your mind. You should sue
P.S. Lex, yer right. There is NO WAY you’ll ever hoist yer flag. I wish that such were possible, though.
Be careful what you ask for. When casting about for a figure of speech, to express surprise or general gobsmackedness, think twice before picking up and using,
“Well, f*%k me standing!”
“I’ve got a wonderful FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Allah Akbar and such…
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Oh sweet Jesus. I’m dying over here. Dying, I tell you.
Lex ~ you have ENTIRELY too much free time on your hands. I love it!
Reminds me of your recent story about the young superpilot and his prostate check. Let’s count, one hand on left shoulder…check…one hand on right shoulder…check…AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
I vow to quit reading this blog while eating anything smothered in hot salsa. It hurts too much when I snort it outta my schnoz.
Oh, man, *good one*!