It turns out that the world’s ugliest bride also has something of a personality disorder.
Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects, an Iraqi Defense Ministry official said Monday.
The soldiers became suspicious of the convoy because its members — save the “bride” — were all male and because one of the cars in the convoy did not heed orders to stop, the official said.
Also, soldiers said, the people in the car seemed nervous and the groom refused to lift his bride’s veil when soldiers asked him to, according to the official.
Soldiers ordered everyone out of the car, the official said.
Upon inspecting the convoy, soldiers found a stubbly-faced man, Haider al-Bahadli, decked out in a white bride’s dress and veil.
Bahadli was wanted on terror-related charges, as was his groom, Abbas al-Dobbi, the official said.
This is what’s left.
Know what’s funny? Aside from this clown, that is.
If our troops had picked him up, we couldn’t put out a picture of him. Geneva Convention and all that. But since he was picked up by Iraqi police, his mug is fair game.
I guess it’s a step up from a goat or sheep, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
As they say: “Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.”
As the saying goes: “Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.”
That’s not just the world’s ugliest bride, that would also have to qualify as the world’s ugliest groom (visualizing him in a tuxedo or dressy kaftan…) – you can see the black acid of his soul, can’t you.
If they don’t make the terrorist charges stick, send him to Iran where they don’t have homosexuals according to the Dinnerjacket. Or is that too subtle?
Best laugh I’ve had in a while. That’s the first bride I’ve ever seen with a five o’clock shadow.
And your last point fills my soul with joy. We’re rolling up bad guys faster than the Democrats can surrender, and the Iraqis are beginning to function independently. Reading this is a wonderful start to the day!
Sir Winston said it best, “I’ll be sober in the morning, but you will still be UGLY”!
Looks like the bride is having second thoughts…and forgot to “wax”…
He/she, and 71 others await the successful jihadis. They derserve them all.
Sweet Jesus…The butt ugly spawn of those who consort with goats. Best
You know, I’m a little concerned about all of youse lack of respect for alternative lifestyles. He’s probably just an Episcopalian.
(ducks)
A delicate nymph…
Snake Eater… LMAO!
Jim C