They’ve given us anti-American and anti-military screeds and smears barely masquerading as social commentary and scrubbed-behind-the-ears anti-religious propaganda vehicles, hoping the rubes won’t notice. That flop.
They’re going to give us a “fair” movie about George W. Bush in time for next fall’s election. By noted impartial documentarian Oliver Stone. Which probably will flop.
They gave us a movie casting two young Hollywood hunks as cowboys. That were gay. For each other. Which didn’t precisely flop, but neither did it live up to the breathless approbation of media elites who thought that the presentation on the silver screen of America’s iconic American characters in an alternative relationship was somehow Daring!!! (And may himself rest in peace, for he was in fact a talented actor who took risks.)
But the Hollywood elite doesn’t make movies for the market so much as it makes them for Hollywood. And if they’re very lucky, they can convince someone at the NY or LA Times to jadedly admit that their work isn’t entierly awful. So you might as well see it. I guess.
But the rest of us demand reciprocity. The rest of us ask for just a little consideration. The rest of us?
We want to see Brokeback Mountain II:
You know who you’re dealing with here. Only click on that link if you really want it.
I warned you. Can’t say you weren’t warned.
We’d pay for that. Some of us.
How about prOn for married women?
You know, like, “Debbie Does Nothing.”
Sir,
I’d see it.
PURELY for purposes of scientific observation, y’understand.
Mike
Oh, YEAH, baby!!!!!!
I will pre-screen it to make sure it is OK for our viewing…er, uh, pleasure…
I’ll be in my bunk.
Geez. You’d think I would know, but my brain was somewhere else entirely.
On much more elevated fare, I assure you.
(I gotta start heeding those warnings more).
I was going to say something witty and appropos, but… nah.
Too easy.
ummm … priceless
In for a penny. In for a pound? Couldn’t go that one little bit more?
Heh, BUTCH, you got exactly what I was going to say.
Fuzzy,
After throwing that grenade over at the Flight Deck, you knew karma was coming.
And the price of the ticket is……?
Cheap at twice, thrice, four times the price. I’m in.
Subsunk
After throwing that grenade over at the Flight Deck, you knew karma was coming.
Who… me? Grenade? *looks around innocently* I was merely pointing out some of my high-achieving sisters.
I mean, what female can truly fathom what men like? Certainly not I…
FBL, to truly understand the thought process of men, I present a handy flowchart.
Can I fix it? Yes — fix it and drink beer.
No? Drink beer — it’s broken.
Can I make the sign of the triple-humped wildabeast with it? Yes: make attempt.
No? It’s a drinking buddy — drink beer.
Is it food? Yes: eat pizza.
No? Drink beer.
Is it nekked? Yes: maybe it’s interested in making the sign of the triple-humped wildabeast, better grab a brew and watch for signs.
No: boring, drink beer.
Hmmm… Ya know, I think I’m seeing a trend…
– Max
What Max said…
In all seriousness, what happened to
Bruce Willis doing the story of the Deuce Two in Mosul?
As someone who does cowboy up on occasion, like actually working with cattle from the back of a horse, I’ll take exception.
Gotta move em’ up to the summer pastures in the high Sierras, and then back down before the snow flies.
Ummm, herding sheep is not cow related. I think the term for herding sheep is “shepherd.”
So, what will two ladies enamored with each other herd? Goats?
Hell, even *I* would go see that one.
Screenplay by Howard Stern????
Oh well, who cares about dialog.
Since I refused to see the first one, how am I going to understand the plot in the sequel?
What’s that? Oh. Well, ok then. Lets get popcorn.
Something tells me you’ll appreciate this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGYi_tOaa_U
ah, the sweeping grandeur, the majestic scenery…
I’ll be in my bunk.
Will there be covered bridges? Cars going in and out?
I don’t understand you people. As a female [with a great memory, and memories] I have a deep and abiding disinterest in seeing women make love to women. Hollywood has got it wrong — again. As usual.
Now Lex … how about showing us, the so-called distaff side of your fans, that pic of those SEALs running on the beach, that you showed us a few weeks ago? Now That Was Lovely …
Marianne
Equal time. It’s all about equal time.
That’s my excuse…
“So, what will two ladies enamored with each other herd? Goats?”
No, man. Horses.
*rolls eyes*
Sheesh!
But they weren’t Cowboys; they were Sheep hereders.
And you know what they say about them…
That was funny. I do not think my wife would be as eager to see that.
Hmm…the list of actresses is interesting. You’ve got the ingenue, the vixen, the temptress, the sex kitten…and that’s just Angelina Jolie!
FbL said: I mean, what female can truly fathom what men like? Certainly not I…
O, Such delicious Irony!
*heehee*
Od’s freeking bodkins… I can’t take it any more…Don’t you Gomers and Lex Babes ( you all know who you are) have something more productive to do that to participate in this female objectifying, lamely leering, grab-ass giggle fest* ?… kindly end it…please…its most un-seemely. Best
* my personal favorite
PS, Alternate title suggestion “Broke-Bitch Mountain”… succinct and says it all…verdad?
so wait, this movie ISN’T really in production??!!
oh man, we got gypped!
Snake,
You need to watch the “Tale of Two Brains” by Mark Gungor video excerpt at youtube. (no link because I can’t get it at work). Recommend you retrieve and watch.
It’ll all become clear to ya
b2
This ditty came around a cuppla-ago. Seem the poster above has been redacted a bit. Teh orig is shown here:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3592/460/1600/brokeback2.jpg
BTW, y’all think CAPT Bubba has to work extra time today, rather than post new material?
SJBill…no, I don’t think he has to work extra time today. I think he’s just too busy staring at the picture in this post.
And those are the just names above the title. Do co-stars include Lena Heady, she of “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” and “300” ??
Just asking.
Badbob, found it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtUH_bHBxs
That is hilarious. But it really does explain soooo much about both about the conflicts and attractions between the sexes.
There once was a female brain cell who found herself inside a male cranium. It was very dark and she felt lonely, so she said, “Hello”.
There was no response, so she called again, “Hello?” and still no one answered. She became very scared and started shouting at the top of her voice, “Please! Please! Is anyone here?”
Then she strained to listen and finally heard a sound of voices. It was difficult to pick up because it was so very very far away. “We’re down here!”
Still in my bunk.
fuzzy, that was an absolute riot and so true. Thanks for the link.
so now that Queen Gorgo has signed on, is the project back into production??
Oh, she’s in jpr. Most definitely.
SJBill, Re your comment # 35 above…Alas it appears that the Rt.Rev. Lex has a bit of the Church Lady in him. Best
Mmmm, Jessica Alba…
Someone hand me a towel, the drool is getting all over my keyboard.
SJBill/SnakeEater,
Shouldn’t that be “The Fur Trappers”?
Good thing no one’s reading this post anymore!