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Holy schnikies!

Here’s a vivid demonstration of the fact that not everything labeled with “milspec” is inherently suspect.

It’s also plausible for your random jet guy to wonder why those helo mokes would troll around in a small arms envelope.

What do you mean, because they have to? Oh. I see.

Should have worked harder in flight school.

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37 comments to Holy schnikies!

  • WereKitten

    You *do* know what that helicopter was saying as they pushed it into the hanger, right?

    It’s only a flesh wound!
    Come back and fight like a MAN, you NINNY!

  • ELP

    Repeat of history.

  • Zane

    I didn’t know a single pilot in the SOAR who wasn’t a multiple recipient of the Purple Heart. Small wonder. Their Kiowa can be built right in the hangar, every part of the airframe and control systems, just because of days like this Kiowa had.

  • Chris

    Tough to work harder in flight school when all the Army flies is helos. Oops, I meant choppers. I mean….Nevermind.

  • XBradTC

    Definitely an HPF flight. I was a little surpised to see in the cockpit photos that the seat cushions hadn’t been sucked up.

  • MaxDamage

    Chris, I believe you meant to say “10,000 rivets surrounding an oil leak waiting for metal fatigue to set in.” No, really! Happy to be of help!

    – Max

  • Those that worked harder in Army flight school fly Chinooks and stay far enough away from those wonderful “small arms” thankyouverymuch.

  • I’ve always wondered what that “hey, they’re shooting at me!” moment would feel like.

  • sid

    A graphic depiction of the of why the quite unsexy, little known, and oft diregarded, design discipline known as Vulnerability Reduction is so important.

    More here:
    http://www.bahdayton.com/SURVIAC/asnews/JTCGAS_spr02.pdf

    And its not just for helos either. The heavy losses of Pointy Nosed People and their planes in Vietnam drove the lesson home hard. The F-18 was the first naval aircraft design to benefit from Vulnerability Reduction.

    Vulnerability Reduction Deserves Some Respect
    RADM Robert H. Gormley USN, (Ret)

    The JTCG/AS has chosen wisely to devote this issue of Aircraft Survivability to vulnerability reduction technology. The Combat Survivability Division of the National Defense Industrial Association (NDIA) certainly endorses the theme of this edition of the newsletter since we believe aircraft vulnerability reduction has not received sufficient attention in recent years. For this reason, the program for our October 1997 symposium was structured to shed light in this darkening vulnerability “corner”- to see how technological advancements might contribute to enhancing the survivability of both military and civil aircraft.
    In the survivability field, fiscal constraints can lead to a hyperfocus on susceptibility reduction since hit avoidance is without question the first thing one should do to enhance combat survivability. So, the logic might then go, let’s not attempt to improve damage resistance and damage tolerance of new air platforms. Or alternatively, why not relax vulnerability requirements in order to save on development and procurement costs?

    (can anyone say ACS, LCS. KCX?…)

    I urge caution here, particularly in the case of manned aircraft. It seems to me that those who determine aircraft requirements and characteristics would do well to avoid being too quickly dismissive of vulnerability considerations.
    They need to look carefully at the full range of possible tactical employment scenarios for proposed new aircraft, giving weight to the historical combat usage record of earlier planes. And before making a final decision on aircraft characteristics, into which the affordability factor must clearly weigh, requirements and acquisition officials should ask themselves two key questions relating to survivability:

    “If hit, do we really want this new bird to be more likely to be lost than the plane it is to replace?” And, “Is there a need for it to be less vulnerable than the predecessor system?”

    (newsletter from 1998. not currently online)

  • badbob

    re- “Should have worked harder in flight school.”

    I’m not an Army expert but a decade ago only the top of the class Army aviators get to fly the the Kiowa Warrior. Because they lead everything else in Army aviation. Strike, interdiction, etc.

    Sort of like getting F-14 outta jet pipeline in the 70′s. I would say F/A-18, but you know, but if you get jets in Naval Aviation today, you get Hornets…

    b2

  • lex

    You are of course aware that twisting the blade – even on the thinnest of contexts – is a deeply ingrained element of the light attack culture, nu?

    Don’t mean nuthin’ by it – just stayin’ in practice.

  • lex

    Also, adding to Sid’s comment and from an old post about Vietnam era aviation:

    A couple of engineers were reviewing the history of aircraft that had landed badly damaged by anti-aircraft artillery and surface-to-air missiles. The junior engineer turns to the senior guy and says, “You know, there’s a real pattern developing here of aircraft taking hits to the horizontal tail and on the trailing edge of the wings. Maybe we should put more armor there?”

    The senior engineer, concerned as always with the impact of adding weight to an aircraft design disagreed, chiding the junior guy gently, “No, you’re seeing the pattern exactly wrong. All of the battle damage you see is from aircraft that returned. It’s the places where you’re seeing no damage that we need more armor. Those aircraft didn’t make it back.”

  • Zane

    Lex, heard the same engineer story years ago on Frick and Frack, the Tappit brothers, only in a Battle of Britain context.

  • Snake Eater

    Zane, In re your comment # 13 above … a gentle correction…Its ” Click and Clack, the Tappit Brothers” not, I repeat not ” Frick and Frack, the Tappit Brothers”… you Gomer . Best

  • While flying as cargo in an Oh-58 it lost power for some inexplicable reason and the pilot had to auto-rotate the thing down onto a ski slope barely wide enough for the rotor disc. I was too ignorant to be scared. Sometimes there’s a lot to be said for being ignorant.

  • badbob

    “Light attack” thin knife? You mean Fighter dontcha? Idathunk…

    I was jus trying to “make up” to your Army readers for my “flying artillery piece” fox paws a bit back (that’s Frenchie y’know…)

    b2

    b2

  • Zane

    Snake Eater, I am offended! Allah is offended! You have offended the Prophet (salla-allahu-laihi-wassalam)! Where is the nearest human rights commission, I must file a complaint immediately! You have desecrated the Holy Koran! You have defiled the Religion of Peace (insert trademark thingy here)! You inbred offspring of swine and hound, you ignorant cracker chattel, there is no forgetting the horrible indecent act you have waged upon all of the faithful! Apologize, foul beast, apologize at once, or face the wrath of the just, the pious, the peaceful and tolerant, the slow to speak, the slow to wrath (craps, wrong holy book)! Grovel, now, I demand it!

    Okay, I’ve been pulling out nose hairs to stay awake for the last half-hour, time to get out and go driving in Naples. Just needed to get the testosterone up first, nuthin’ personal. Luv you too, Snakey.

  • sid

    time to get out and go driving in Naples

    Wow, what way to finish up your day!!!!

    Bet its real fun these days with all the garbage heaps to dodge. Guess you can’t use the “sidewalks as extra lanes” trick so much….

  • Snake Eater

    Zane, Its a Pedantic Pecker-Wood thing…you wouldn’t understand… Best

  • I thought it was Pedantic Pecker Head.

  • Zane

    Sid, t’s a better way to start the day, really gets the energy going! But yeah, some of the heaps are starting to spill into the street. On Saturday night, drove the family smack into a garbage strike. Luckily, was able to reverse course after only a few minutes, but it wasn’t pretty.

    SE, no blood, no foul, but say salla-allahu-laihi-wassalam three times fast, and all is forgiven.

  • Snake Eater

    HF6, Write this down and save it for future reference;

    1.Pedantic Pecker-Wood= a good thing to be,

    2. Pecker-Head…Pedantic or otherwise = Not a good thing to be…Best

  • One thought…. it brought it’s crew home, didn’t it?

    ’nuff said.

  • lex

    B2, yeah, but “light attack” rhymes with “no slack”.

    Plus, I was abused by A-7 jox as a child.

  • GEO6

    But you probably deserved the abuse, Lex.

  • FbL

    I second GEO6′s sentiments… :D

  • Snake – thanks for the clarification ;)

  • Snake Eater

    HF6, As you can see I’m an incorrigable, pain in the a**, clarifier… now …did you write it down as requested ? Best

  • FbL

    I’m an incorrigable, pain in the a**

    The first step is acknowlegement of the truth…

  • Zane

    Wait, was that “pusillanimous pipsqueak,” or “pecksniff,” or “pissant,” or… Oh, Hell, notice how the Lexettes aren’t even touching this thread? You worked your magic again, Snakey.

  • Snake Eater

    Suggest you follow your own advice…Re your Dr. Phil, bubble gum wrapper, phychoanalysis … Fuzzy” Freeking” Bear Lioness… Best

  • FbL

    “Freeking.”

    *hehehehehahahahaha*

    I’d forgotten about that. Made me laugh all over again. Thanks! :)

  • Snake Eater

    Zane, Strongly suggest you reduce your intake of Grappa with meals… absolutly guaranteed to ameliorate your current discombobulated state. Best

  • badbob

    Snake-

    Grapa only got one “P” init. At least whut I drunk over thar.

    You meant grampa, Grampa! nyuk

    b2 / AKA= P.P.W.

  • Snake ~ Oh, I wrote it down all right. You’re using awfully big words today, aren’t you?

  • When I was a young IS2 serving aboard the now retired CV-67, I heard the following from one of our airwing officers teasing a MAR-DET 2nd fresh aboard.

    “What does the Navy call a helicopter?”
    “A helo.”

    “Very good. Now the Army?”
    “A chopper.”

    “Again, good. The Air Farce?”
    “A rotary winged aircraft.”

    “You Gyrene types?”

    “C’mon, New Guy. What does the Corps call a helicopter?”

    “I don’t know, sir.”

    “Unnh, unnnh, home, unnnh!”

    Thank you, LTJG Upham.

  • grounded eric

    How did the crew survive? I see holes in the center console of the cockpit.

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