I don’t know if either of you were paying attention, but Maria Sharapova won the Autralian Open women’s championship just the other day.

Demonstrating beautiful form through the match, her victory was a stunning tribute to determination and athleticism. And so on.
Update: Just look at how the times have changed.



A very suppressed DAYUMMM (as my wife and daughter occasionally read this blog).
Mebbe I can say, “A beautiful trophy, for sure!”
Howzatt?
the great part is…. you can order them in a catalog now!
PS- Lex the base just banned your site this morning. Reason? Racism. *applaud*
Oh, so now I’m a racist?
Another piece of the USAF puzzle falls into place…
Racist … and Mocking a Master Chief Petty Officer?! All that and the day ain’t done yet.
Sorry, Lex, just tallying things up.
So would you be in a particular hurry to be on your way out? Or it it up? Before you have to purchase the new uniform, perhaps?
I didn’t honestly pay attention to who won the AO, but I did notice it was semi-painfully cuttin’ into my fishin’ shows on the Deuce early in the mornin on Saturdays and Sundays’.
I’m glad somebody won it. That means it’s over now, right? Couldn’t been a better never won than her. Now she can retire and get rich.
John ~ you can order a leggy blonde in a catalog? Wow. Wonders never cease.
It was quite a competitive match – Ana Ivanovic (http://www.anaivanovic.com/) was the runner up.
I’ll be in my bunk.
C’mon, Nose, stealing a stolen quote?!
You can do better than that!
I didn’t honestly pay attention to who won the AO, but I did notice it was semi-painfully cuttin’ into my fishin’ shows on the Deuce early in the mornin on Saturdays and Sundays’. – RedNeck
HA! Man, they replaced Bassmasters for this? Geez! Oh well, forced me off my butt and out to the lake in the freezin’ cold. Did get a couple of nice 30# stripers on Lanier because of it though. Gotta’ luv real spoonin’! Heh!
Redneck and Jarhead are pod people… pass it on.
/BeachBum
Pod people? Heh!
Hmmmm, seems to me like we need to sneak into your shack and steal your Sex Wax BeachBum! Then you’d really be screwed!
And make off with all your Conch Republic Rum. Not.Leave.You.ANY!