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Live by the sword…

… die by the UAV:

A senior al Qaeda terrorist who allegedly plotted and carried out attacks against U.S. and coalition forces was killed in Pakistan, a knowledgeable Western official and a military source told CNN Thursday.

He was identified as Abu Laith al-Libi, 41, who was on the military’s most wanted list…

The knowledgeable Western official said al-Libi was “not far below the importance of the top two al Qaeda leaders” — Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri.

CNN Middle East analyst Octavia Nasr called al-Libi the third-ranking terrorist in al Qaeda and fourth in the world.

Your friends may miss you, but we won’t.

Enjoy the raisins.

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15 comments to Live by the sword…

  • “Appetising vaginas?” Man, I got to read the Koran.

  • lex

    Not touching it. Currently.

  • Hap

    We all KNOW there can’t be 72 virgins in heaven, because we the streets are guarded by United States Marines.

  • Jim Collins

    You haven’t heard? They started cutbacks in the number of virgins in 2003. It seems that they were getting an influx of too many jihadis all of the sudden. They cut back to 7.6 virgins per jihadi. There is talk of cutting that number back even further.

  • Being AQ’s #3 is probably the world’s most dangerous job

  • Correction, Skipper:

    “Your friends may miss you…

    … But we didn’t…”

  • jpr

    Maybe all they need are some hookups here in Earth.

    “…But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world…

    New slogan for the PSYOPS people – Make Love, Not Martyrs

  • I never thought that 72 virgins was much of a deal. By day 73 (if not sooner, depending on your proclivities) you’ve run out of them, and you get to spend the rest of eternity begging for your 73rd, 74th, etc. interaction.

  • badbob

    I thought “houris” meant something else…

    It’s all B.S. My take on ALL this:

    Mohammed was the “P.T. Barnum” of the Arabian Peninsula back then. Studying the religions of his fellow tradesmen on the peninsula who were Jews or early Christians he co-opted their religious precepts (montheism, etc.) and created a religion that would appeal to the vast numbers of atheistic, wandering , eye for-an-eye, Bedouin tribesman…..Brilliantly, he created a religion specifically adapted to his own times perfectly suited for his “constituents”.

    Convert (submit) or die to my new religion, Mohammed and his followers swept the globe East and west…As a result fundamentally not much has changed for them in over a 1000 years.

    K.I.S.S.

    b2

  • lex

    Steve Martin had a humorous take on the 72 virgins.

    A great deal less humorous is that Nice Jihadi Girls are so thoroughly protected by their families (when they aren’t being throttled) that the Jihadi Boyz are pretty much precluded from hooking up at home. Lacking a well-developed skill set, they appear to be resorting to gang rape in places like Australia and Norway.

  • jpr

    The New Yorker link seems to work not as intended.

  • Jim Collins

    Lex if you carry your previous statement through it presents an interesting theory. The boyz can’t hook up here, but if they off themselves through jihad, they can have all they want in their version of heaven. On the other hand. The girls are kept under wraps here or else they are killed in “honor killings” and supposedly go to heaven and become virgins for the boyz. What a f**ked up religion.

  • badbob

    What you seem on the verge of coming to a epiphany about Jim C., is that we in the West are already IN “paradise” by their standards, vice the self fulfilling and perpetual Hell a true Islamist must find himself/herself in every day….

    That is a big reason why they attack us. There isn’t much but naked, primal envy at the core of their psyche. In other words- collective madness.

    b2

  • Zane

    A fatwa on Steve Martin! (Later, when I get done laughing…)

    As for Abu Layth al Libi, it couldn’t happen to more deserving man. Next!

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