Comments on: The Kat’s just turned 14 http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/ The unbearable lightness of Lex. Enjoy! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:48:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mongo http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430136 Mongo Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:27:09 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430136 Happy birthday to the little lady and, maybe, future Aviatrix! Say, Tom, did the lasses also brief the 'Temps' on proper military alignment and that pants were meant to be worn at the waist line? If you're gonna do it, do it right! Happy birthday to the little lady and, maybe, future Aviatrix!

Say, Tom, did the lasses also brief the ‘Temps’ on proper military alignment and that pants were meant to be worn at the waist line? If you’re gonna do it, do it right!

]]> By: Idaho Joe http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430158 Idaho Joe Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:55:04 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430158 Chiming in a little late, but Happy Birthday to the Kat. My own youngest, a boy, will turn 15 on July 14th. The talk with him was easy. Don't touch a girl with any part or your body you're not willing to lose. he thought I was joking. My middle child, a daughter, will be 19 on July 11th. She pretty much thinks she knows everything. Her mother had one side of the talk with her early on, but I gave her the "Boys only want one thing, and if they get it, you'll get it," talk. Chiming in a little late, but Happy Birthday to the Kat. My own youngest, a boy, will turn 15 on July 14th.

The talk with him was easy. Don’t touch a girl with any part or your body you’re not willing to lose. he thought I was joking.

My middle child, a daughter, will be 19 on July 11th. She pretty much thinks she knows everything. Her mother had one side of the talk with her early on, but I gave her the “Boys only want one thing, and if they get it, you’ll get it,” talk.

]]> By: MaxDamage http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430157 MaxDamage Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:46:30 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430157 Quoth Marianne, "if that stuff backs up my spine it could kill me." Never tried that one myself, my daughter will respond with, "If it does it may kill you. If it doesn't my father will kill you. Getting lucky just took on a whole new meaning, huh?" God help me, I have met the enemy and she is my daughter's date, I am the accomplice, and I'm selling out my own. Worth it. We horny teenaged guys were scum. -- Max Quoth Marianne, “if that stuff backs up my spine it could kill me.”

Never tried that one myself, my daughter will respond with, “If it does it may kill you. If it doesn’t my father will kill you. Getting lucky just took on a whole new meaning, huh?”

God help me, I have met the enemy and she is my daughter’s date, I am the accomplice, and I’m selling out my own.

Worth it. We horny teenaged guys were scum.

— Max

]]> By: Tom G. http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430135 Tom G. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:28:50 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430135 My two would provide enemy intel briefs on the lawn before the "temps" came in to meet "the old man" ...smart girls and I didn't have to remove too many ball-caps. Once I observed them practicing a proper handshake...I could have died in blissful peace at that moment. My two would provide enemy intel briefs on the lawn before the “temps” came in to meet “the old man” …smart girls and I didn’t have to remove too many ball-caps. Once I observed them practicing a proper handshake…I could have died in blissful peace at that moment.

]]> By: Liz http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430156 Liz Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:24:37 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430156 Hee hee, Marianne...Those arguments sound familiar. There was also the doubling over and moaning in pain. Not sure if that one was original or if the idea is passed down from cad to cad. 14. Hm. About time to brush up on your marksman skills at the firing range, lex. And keep the gun conveniently out for cleaning whenever a young gentleman comes to call. :) Hee hee, Marianne…Those arguments sound familiar. There was also the doubling over and moaning in pain. Not sure if that one was original or if the idea is passed down from cad to cad.

14. Hm. About time to brush up on your marksman skills at the firing range, lex. And keep the gun conveniently out for cleaning whenever a young gentleman comes to call. :)

]]> By: Buck http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/05/31/the-kats-just-turned-14/comment-page-1/#comment-430155 Buck Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:36:35 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4205#comment-430155 Congrats, Lex... and Happy Birthday to The Kat. I join the others in wishing you good luck on "the chat." And Marianne... thanks for making me wince. I think. ;) Congrats, Lex… and Happy Birthday to The Kat. I join the others in wishing you good luck on “the chat.”

And Marianne… thanks for making me wince. I think. ;)

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