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Jobs program

Jet guys used to say that helo pilots performed auto-rotations after a loss of power in order to keep their hands and feet busy while getting ready to die. Because as we all know, idle hands do the devil’s work:

Iran is to dig 320,000 graves in border districts to allow for the burial of enemy soldiers in the event of any attack on its territory, a top commander said on Sunday.

Whatever fires your cracker.

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6 comments to Jobs program

  • I recall, someone who designated a “Line of Death” somewhere “over that way,” a while back, and yes, it became just that…but for a few sailors of his own on a La Combatante….

    Ironic? Maybe, or maybe just justice.

  • guy

    Do holes dug for enemy soldiers look any different than holes dug to dispose of inconvenient political dissidents?

    Maybe the mullahs are thinking of cleaning house.

  • Another AW1

    Why 320,000? Why not a half million. Or 144,000.

    Awfully precise number, again. Perhaps like Guy says, house cleaning time. How many persons living alternative lifestyles still in Persia?

  • Heh. I was just thinking… gad, we don’t really have that many available. Wonder who they’re planning on inviting to their soiree? But I see others got there first.

    Of course, were we to go in, it would simplify our disposal of enemy dead problems. Hmmm. I guess I’ll go check where they’re digging and run that against the OPLANS I’ve seen. Be interesting to see how they overlay one another.

  • RetRsvMike

    allocate space for leach fields for me first, then allocate remainder (upstream) for Mortuary Affairs.

  • Mongo

    Lex, Full Autos down to the skidpad in a Huey were always an E-ticket moment. The last few seconds with the pilots and physics fighting for control over the airframe were always entertaining.
    Thankfully the guys up front always did it right.

    320K? Hmm, A-jad is definitely doing a purge.

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