Comments on: The life of an (airline) pilot http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/ The unbearable lightness of Lex. Enjoy! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:19:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lacey Cook http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-571467 Lacey Cook Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:31:33 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-571467 married life is a bit exciting but you will have lots of responsibilities.;*' married life is a bit exciting but you will have lots of responsibilities.;*’

]]> By: Grampa Bluewater http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-469520 Grampa Bluewater Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:34:13 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-469520 You can avoid all this if you marry a girl from way out west, who loves big bore v-8's, large caliber handguns, and you. Not to mention children, compound interest and her king size waterbed, with you in it. Refers to compost as former would be rivals. Very high octane lassie. Handle with great care. Do not mix with non premium products as lethal explosion will result. Forty years, wish I could get a guarantee for another forty. Airdales. Hrmph. You can avoid all this if you marry a girl from way out west, who loves big bore v-8′s, large caliber handguns, and you. Not to mention children, compound interest and her king size waterbed, with you in it.

Refers to compost as former would be rivals.

Very high octane lassie. Handle with great care. Do not mix with non premium products as lethal explosion will result.

Forty years, wish I could get a guarantee for another forty.

Airdales. Hrmph.

]]> By: Alaska Ex http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-469511 Alaska Ex Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:05:47 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-469511 of course you are proud of your "Captain" boyfriend, you weren't the one that worked to help him through pilot training and all the years of earning hours and being gone while you raised the children.....just to have him leave you for the "hostie" that thought he was hot. Hate to sound like a bitter first wife, but after 27 years, it's and being called Ken and Barbie for most of them, it's a bit of a disappointment to get to the good part and have a "hostie" step in to reap the rewards with your husband...or now, ex. The Ex of a Captain of course you are proud of your “Captain” boyfriend, you weren’t the one that worked to help him through pilot training and all the years of earning hours and being gone while you raised the children…..just to have him leave you for the “hostie” that thought he was hot. Hate to sound like a bitter first wife, but after 27 years, it’s and being called Ken and Barbie for most of them, it’s a bit of a disappointment to get to the good part and have a “hostie” step in to reap the rewards with your husband…or now, ex. The Ex of a Captain

]]> By: Hostie http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-325708 Hostie Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:36:35 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-325708 As an ex hostie - now a middle managment project manager - we are a great prospect as a wife. 1. We know what your job really entails - you are just a bus driver in a flashier bus... 2. You cant bullshit us - we have heard it all from at least 200 people per day. 3. We have had every single pick up line thrown at us and we still picked you! 4. We are pretty and think that personal grooming is essential. If I had my way I would leave my boring investment banker husband and go back to my gorgeous Swedish pilot boyfriend...now a Captain (Im really proud of him).. xx As an ex hostie – now a middle managment project manager – we are a great prospect as a wife.
1. We know what your job really entails – you are just a bus driver in a flashier bus…
2. You cant bullshit us – we have heard it all from at least 200 people per day.
3. We have had every single pick up line thrown at us and we still picked you!
4. We are pretty and think that personal grooming is essential.

If I had my way I would leave my boring investment banker husband and go back to my gorgeous Swedish pilot boyfriend…now a Captain (Im really proud of him)..

xx

]]> By: mrdeux http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-313815 mrdeux Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:51:12 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-313815 Financial advice for airline pilots: 1. Keep your first wife. 2. Never marry a hostie. Financial advice for airline pilots:

1. Keep your first wife.

2. Never marry a hostie.

]]> By: Chris Parkes http://www.neptunuslex.com/2008/07/07/the-life-of-an-airline-pilot/comment-page-1/#comment-432262 Chris Parkes Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:03:03 +0000 http://www.neptunuslex.com/?p=4368#comment-432262 Humourous? I have nightmares about this! Humourous? I have nightmares about this!

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