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When you’re dead?

Less than two weeks before the Democratic National Convention a man has been found dead in a Denver hotel room with a container of what authorities initially suspect to be the deadly poison cyanide.

Adding to the intrigue is that the dead man, Saleman Abdirahman Dirie, 29, appears to be from outside the U.S. No passport was found on Dirie, who is believed to have entered the country from Canada.

A large container of a white powdery substance was found in the man’s room on the fourth floor of The Burnsley Hotel at 10th Avenue and Grant Street.

Probably some class of filthy racist rethuglican racist. Filth. Is my bet.

Either that, or the Democratic party delegate from Somalia, by the sound of the name.

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19 comments to Things to do in Denver

  • SJBill

    Let’s hope he was testing a small batch of his medicine. Glad it worked.

    Jamoke.

  • Kevin

    I *hate* the phrase “white powdery substance”. Just call it “white powder” or “unknown white powder”.

    Not your fault Lex, just one of my journalistic pet peeves.

  • Great, and in my home town no less. Boy, this is going to be fun… Me thnks that during the convention I’ll be staying on my side of town. Got no reason to go downtown… no reason at all.

    Jim C

  • Surfcaster

    Doesn’t sound like he received a buckwheat…

  • AW1 Tim

    Well,

    If’n a terrorist wanted to gain a LOT of exposure through some act of violence (and, to be honesst, don’t they all?) then staging some sort of attack during the convention, especially during prime time, would seem to be a no-brainer.

    Between the delegates, the supporting casts, and all the hippie protesters and anarchist wannabes, they should have a rather target rich environment.

    Were I the Denver PD, I’d be WAY past the nervous tic stage and into the “pour me a stiff drink” stage.

    respects,

  • AW1 Tim

    That’s especially interesting since, over to the Jawa Report, it has been noted that this dead guy had recently posted comments in support of killing Christians in Muslim areas of Africa.

    Let’s see… enetered the country illegally, a foreign national, in possesion of a pound of potassium cyanide, holed up in a hotel room, makes comments about killing Christians.

    Yup… nothing to see here folks, just move along now!

  • AW1Tim,

    Some of us Denver residents are into the poor me a stiff drink stage as well. We’ve been dreading this little fiasco ever since we were conned into hosting it.

    Jim C

  • AW1 Tim

    JimC,

    I knew it was going to be something “special” when I read all about the “Recreat ’68″ group’s plans for disrupting the convention. Their website is just so…. well, it’s something.

    Those folks REALLY need to get a life, because by the looks of what they have planned, they certainly don’t have anything reality based at the moment.

  • Ltjg Andrew

    Well, this would give “Blue on Blue” a whole new meaning, wouldn’t it?

  • rt

    that’s wrong, andrew. funny, but wrong nonetheless.

    heh.

  • Dave

    I am leaving town during the RNC fest here in St. Paul to avoid the mess. Friends work a few blocks from the Exel center and has been told to not bother showing up for the week.

  • Zane

    Anybody remember my joke about the blue Somali?

    No?

  • DoesNotMatter

    When you’re dead ? Vote Democrat.

  • Dave – do they work for Travelers by chance? I do, in Hartford. Our people in our St. Paul office have definitely been told NOT to be at the office that week.

  • Steve

    FTA –
    “Cyanide … is more harmful to the heart and brain than other organs.”

    At least Pelosi was never in danger. Thank goodness.

  • Marine6

    You guys in Denver are in for a wonderful afternoon and evening when DHS orders the closure of I-25 for the coronation speech.

    To quote our friend, Mr. T, I pity the fools!

  • Marine6,

    Like I said… I’m staying on my side of town. No reason to go downtown… no reason at all.

    Best,

    Jim C

  • deMontjoie

    News-Flash:

    Potassium Cyanide Poisoning — Minorities, Women, Children, Jidadis Hit Hardest!

    It’s all Bush’s fault!

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