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Introducing CTU-Beijing

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  • AW1 Tim

    Heh,

    Looks like a new Keystone Cops act for Barnum & Bailey’s Circus…..

    Prolly not the idea the Segway folks had in mind for their product.

    Silly Chinese :)

  • SJBill

    Our family attended a ship’s commissioning recently at Coast Guard Island Alameda. Guests of honor included Secretary Chertoff and Commandant Allen, so security was pretty tight. Well, the Coasties had a security detachment which was mounted on what appeared to be heavy duty Segways. Theses guys were packing major heat, and they were quite mobile.

    First time I saw this image of ChiCom security forces at the Olympics, I laughed my assticles off. After seeing motivated pros in action, I have a slightly different POV. These are effective crowd management tools, and enable very rapid response to trouble areas.

    NYPD, baby — Nock Your Punk-ass Down!

  • Marianne Matthews

    Riding a Segway while firing a gun? Lotta chances for Ooopsies there.

    Marianne

  • Kevin

    They use segways to protect the jelly bean in Chicago. They’re fast, quiet and give the rider an extra few inches over the crowd.

    Surprisingly, chicks seem to dig them. I saw a surprising number of attractive ladies chat the guards up.

  • xairboss

    Son is in Navy EOD. They use Segways with the knobby tires. It makes investigating a suspicious item out in the boonies a might easier when wearing a 85 pound bomb suit. Also saves on gas when zipping over to the NEX on your lunch hour. For “official” business of course.

  • Zane

    I’ll bet the up-armored version doesn’t turn so well…

  • @Zane: The one’s protected from land mines look like giant snow saucers, no?

  • xairboss

    Zane:

    An up-armored Humvee saved his and his teams fannies in Anbar a few years ago. He didn’t care about the turn radius. That’s for fighter pilots.

  • b2

    Looks uncomfortable. Any of you guys ridden a pogo stick as an adult?

    That is the kind of vehicle a Coastie would ride….

    b2

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