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End of Term at Melbourne

A “muck up” day:

The entire graduating class at an exclusive Australian boys school has been suspended over “unacceptable” end-of-term antics.

Up to 100 of 250 Year 12 students at Xavier College, Melbourne, allegedly took part in the “muck-up day” trouble.

They ran through the school wearing only their school ties as G-strings, and set off fireworks at a nearby railway station, media reports say.

If they were Brits, POME would fling them to the international winds to make their fortunes as “expats,” at least until they learned how to behave.

The expat cohort were famously good drinking companions to the US Navy in places like Hong Kong, Dubai, and Singapore.

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9 comments to End of Term at Melbourne

  • Marianne Matthews

    Oh those sweet high-spirited boys! what a lovely idea. “School ties as G-strings.” Those Ozzies. Just like Americans were, back in the day.

    Marianne

  • SpazSinbad

    ‘Crossing the Line’ Ceremony, HMAS Melbourne 1967. DressUps for GrownUps? :-)
    http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l261/SpazSinbad/CrossingLineForum.gif

  • SpazSinbad

    RADM Dovers & CAPT Willis CO HMAS Melbourne in silent video shown ‘willingly’ participating in “Crossing the Line” (Equator) ceremony bound for Hawaii (RIMPAC) 1971. Much fun had by all.
    http://files.filefront.com/RADMCAPTcrossLine1971wmv/;12121765;/fileinfo.html

  • Sim

    Interesting to see this up here Lex.

    Good old Xavier, I spoke to a couple of guys I know that graduated there last year (yay for being a mature age student at uni). Apparently that class is widely acknowledged as the worst rabble to pass through in living memory.

    Bit of an over-reaction really, apart from those that damaged property. They got drunk and set off some fireworks…. the APS schools are of course fiercely protective of their public image, just ask my old Headmaster how quickly they killed the story of the guy bringing a rather unusual number of propane cylinders to school, or the map he had with him, or the bit where he later killed himself (few years later) in a mental institution.

    Yeah, watch him choke then.

    Of course at my school we couldn’t get close to the place for the floodlights, guards and cameras. Fortunately, there being a very large park next door and us being a happy bunch we settled for having a very large party in anticipation of the breakfast put on by the school the next morning before final assembly. In appreciation of which it is considered only polite at least one of your class vomits as the band plays you out.

  • lex

    Well, as you know Sim, I have an inordinate affection for Oz. There are ever so many reasons why.

    It’s a second home. Which considering my affection for the first home, is really saying something, mate.

  • Sim

    The game they reference was known (back in my day, [groan]) as mugby, basically a large group of people, one football. Everyone tries to get whoever has the ball, disposal may be to someone calling it or may be to someone unsuspecting you just want to deck, as soon as you have the ball you’re a legitimate target you see…..

    I was flattened by a mates older brother playing mugby, out cold and went home with a nice concussion, later I tackled a mates younger brother and he fell on his shoulder, one broken clavicle and dislocated shoulder later….

    No punishments handed out, accidents happen while playing football!

  • Mugby sounds exactly like a game we played at our school called ‘Mearns Rules,’ named after a famously absent PE instructor. He would throw you a ball and tell you to go play ‘Mearns Rules’ then disappear for 80 mins. Mearns Rules subsequently became synonymous with ‘No Rules at All.’

    How I remember being lined up by the ball carrier, one of the more neanderthalic members of our class, myself being a mere slip of a lad, and being bowled over like an English opener. How I laughed. After I came to, of course.

    Yeah, good times.

  • Sim

    Chris-

    Speaking of neolithic like most Jesuit schools Xavier is known as a football focused school amongst the APS, turning up for footy on Saturday morning knowing we were going to play on guys two foot taller and a foot wider and probably get pummeled was great fun.

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