Credo
"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me." -- John Paul Jones
"Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature" --George Bernard Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra"
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."--Friedrich Nietzsche
"A kind Providence has placed in our breasts a hatred of the unjust and cruel, in order that we may preserve ourselves from cruelty and injustice. They who bear cruelty, are accomplices in it. The pretended gentleness which excludes that charitable rancour, produces an indifference which is half an approbation. They never will love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate."--Edmund Burke
“You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.”--General Sir Charles Napier
"Μολὼν λαβέ" -- Leonidas
"Blogito Ergo Sum" -- Neptunus Lex
Now we see why dogs bite people.
Love it Lex, but obviously the 9th picture in the sequence is Obama attending a radical Muslim school in Indonesia.
The whole photo gallery has been submitted to the CIA ID section. Yes, it blows my cover (AKA flaming nutso liberal), but national security is more important. Somewhere lurks Rashid Khalid, and if we can identify him in the same gallery, his goose will be cooked before turkey day and all loyal Americans will be able to flip him the bird, as Piper has recently done to a shocked young Obama supporter, while proud grand parents looked on. (It’s the Wild Turkey that got me on this Avian kick)
Fortunately, the dynamic duo of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi can easily be identified in the last frame of the sequence…
Frame #16 is really going to puzzle the ID section, but the last time I checked in they had no Navy personnel, and their blog ID section was kind of weak. Have no fear, we are all safe, including various pictured correspondents, who for security reasons I did not name…
PS: I was so weak from giggling and rolling on the kitchen floor while consumed with the subtle brilliance of my humor (aka tickling my fun bone) that I hardly had the strength to press the SUBMIT button.
Now muster all Acorn registered voters on the pier to board busses for the polls…..
Lex, you are a funny, funny man.
CAG (Image016): All dressed up and nowhere to go. No lamp post in sight.
Seven year old loved it…
OP – Piper wasn’t flipping the bird, the boy asked her what Biden’s IQ was.
Cute. In a sick kinda way.
I hate seeing dogs shamed- they don’t like being laughed I can tell ya. ..
The whole series above reminds me of them old black white Dogville productions of the 1930′s with dogs in costumes like that making up the whole cast- if you ever get a chance to watch ‘em they’re funny but the dogs look uncomfortable.
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Image 16 is apparently your dog, right Lex?
*laughing*
Good laugh for morning. As a Pug owner, I have to vote for PUG VADER. Pretty impressive
More evidence of societal change… dogs as substitute for children.
Mike, my Maltese and my Peke-tzu/maltese are my best buds. Loyal watchdogs, always wanting to play, always ready to help you cope with the day. And they love getting dressed up. Pull out a favorite T shirt (females: “Sloppy Kisser”, males: “Big Dog Coming Through), and they start dancing. I can’t stand the thought of harming any animal (save rats and pigeons), and damn sure wouldn’t do it to my best buds. If the dogs aren’t in the mood to wear something, then they don’t wear it. Is it sick? How about me and the wife are just having fun with our little friends that give us so much joy, and who seem to share in the fun.
Piper Palin photo is a photoshop – she actually had two fingers up in sort of a “V” shape.
Lex, this is most unwise. You are going to give Rachel Lucas some very bad ideas.
Hmmm. I thought #16 was Lex…
{ducking and running for cover}
Oh, Mike47, I’m with you. I cannot understand people who own dogs but not shotguns, nor farms. I think they just want somebody to dominate.
Now my kitteh is not a child substitute, more of a buddy. He does his stuff, I do my stuff, we hang out together, I feed him, he kills rats for us. We like each others’ company, don’t get me wrong, there’s mutual nose-rubbin’ and headbumping on occasion, just none of that sloppy unseemly doggish “togetherness.” [shudder]
Cats and dogs…don’t have anything against cats, they taste just like chicken…
Dog looks at his/her owner and figures, they clean my poop, feed me, play with me, take care of me overall, they must be God.
Cat looks at its owner, figures they clean my poop, feed me, play with me when I feel like it, Hell, I MUST BE GOD>>>>
JTG, I have one cat and two dogs. Like both species equally. Claudio, I’ve rarely ever had to clean up behind a cat, they’re just naturally clean. That is, unless you really tick them off.
Dogs have masters.
Cats have staff.
Byron,
does the cat clean up its own kitty litter or did you train it to use the toilet like Mr Jinx?
…and that is why dogs sometimes bite their owners.