Just when you think it can’t get any weirder:
A security guard at the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre in Hollywood on Sunday shot and killed a man wielding two samurai swords, police said.
Police detained the guard for questioning but said that a surveillance tape at the facility backed his claim that he fired his semiautomatic handgun to protect himself and two colleagues.
The confluence of overlapping and intersecting lunacies here is breathtaking. Good thing (?) the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre in Hollywood wasn’t a gun-free zone.