Pastor issues ’7 days of sex’ challenge
7 straight days of sex. That was the challenge Pastor Ed Young issued to all of the married couples at his Grapevine church. Too taboo, or right on time? Whatever your opinion, this conversation and tonight’s story is strictly for adults. KLTV 7′s Layron Livingston sat down with some local pastors to see if the message could make its way to your church’s pulpit.
“Everybody’s whining about the economy and about the world….let’s move from whining to whoopee!”
Seven straight days of sex sounds great in the abstract, but if every married couple follows this advice it will send POL prices straight up after they’ve been sagging for months. This is an interconnected market we’re talking about, pregnant with global consequences, and any artificially erected demand will…
What’s that? Eh?
“Breaks are permitted”, you say?
Oh.
Never mind.
Lex, A lewd and not so slyly suggestive post indeed…
that said…what might be an insurmountable challange for some ( you know who you are) is duck soup for others, I’ll just leave it at that … and Lex Babes… Re ” POL” … that’s mil-speak for…wink wink…nuge nuge ” petroleum, oils and lubricants” … cute…eh? Best
Snake, you dear boy … I was just wondering what POL stands for, and voila! you explained it. In exchange, here’s an abbreviation that has become commonplace around our house, since I discovered it on a book review site: TSTL, which stands for ‘too stupid to live’ and, incidentally, I’m getting there faster all the time.
Oh well …
Marianne
Lubricants? You need lubricants? Didn’t know that…
I would think that too much of the POL may cause the challenge to become truly insurmountable.
Well, it *could* be a slippery slope, you’re right.
POL translates into lubricants? and prices are sagging? Well, so long as those are the only things sagging these days.
Wouldn’t do to have it otherwise…
POL dancing!!!
Cheers
PeterGunn ~ too much POL can be a good thing, depending on your perspective.
Thanks, Lex, I was looking for a reason to clean the monitor and keyboard
Reason #321 to move to TX, Lex!
HomefrontSix… I ride a Harley, I agree. That’s what you meant, right?
Miss BL in AL, that got a chuckle.
Would you be the long cool woman in a black dress?
We’re all just dying to know…
Too much POL could rupture a seal and potentially cause a massive loss of system pressure. Precision is required, and superior technique: Sometimes enough is exactly right.
You just can’t be too careful with these things.
JMH: I thought POL dancing went away when T’s Tavern closed! I’m also pretty sure Papa Joe’s, whose primary function was to provide such dancing, succumbed to ‘emigration requirements’ when Roosie went away.
Correct me if I’m wrong…
Mongo @12: Not hardly!
I thought personal lubricants were water based, not from POL.
POL dancing is still the exercise rage among the avant garde women, or so I’ve been told.
QM:
Ah, now Laddie, the water based varieties were found to be somewhat non-productive in the shaft alleys…lending themselves to …ummm…deficiencies, shall we say?
MB in Al: Okay, was it…oh, never mind. I’ll quit while I’m behind…
Marrianne, that’s the first time I’ve heard “dear boy” since Mrs. Smaltz who used to live around the corner, and whose cat is now mine, patted me on the wrist and told me,
“Dear boy, this is not a real town! Now go to the kitchen and pour us another one!”
She poured Famous Grouse over Soda and Ice. Grew up in Malaya, in the twenties.
P.s. This is Naples, Fl., and no, it is not a real town and I think Blackfive is some kind of deluded insane Chicago infrantry person for voluntarily coming here again and again to spend money.
Takes all kinds, I reckon
QM-
They ought to be if you’re wearing a raincoat…. oil base weakens latex.
I hate it when system pressure is lost. Really puts a damper on the night…er, ride.
Oh hell.
Once spent 28 days tied to Alava pier Subic Bay. Would that count?
..and on the seventh day he rested.
and it was damn gooooooood.
If it’s water based, then peak oil will have little effect on such activities. One advantage for the nautical crowd is there is no shortage of water where we work.
Even in Olongapo we went down to Mariposa for a plate of adobo and a cold San Miguel once in a while. Fuel for the engine is important when you’re running close to redline, no matter how young and well machined the equipment is.
As I recall … a cold San Magoo or two …or three… did have certain restorative attributes. Best