Recently a friend received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
My friend tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, he was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
My friend shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, he threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I’d hurt the parrot,
He quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arms and said
“I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
My friend was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
“May I ask what the turkey did?”
Oh, and this may be a more familiar place setting for my prospective friends in Texas.
Update: Jules has a few other things to be thankful for. Yorta go read it.