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The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

Too stupid to breed.

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28 comments to Y’oughta Need a License

  • Jay Season

    Are you making a joke: “To stupid to breed”, versus “Too stupid to breed”?!

    :-)

  • lex

    I would like to claim that I was making a joke. I doubt that I could carry it off. Instead I think I’ll blame it on the (still unfinished) first cup of coffee.

    That, or the diminished mental capacity.

  • RonF

    Unfortunately there’s no such thing. I seem to recall something about the human body being the most complicated mechanism that can be produced by unskilled labor.

  • Snake Eater

    Jay Season, I am please to inform you that you have been selected, by a committee of your peers…Me… to receive the uber coveted Pedantic Pecker-Wood Award…congradulations…details to follow. Best

  • Mike Myers

    Looks like a race to the bottom of the gene pool to me. On the other hand these two young clowns believe that history started the day they were born–so there is no difference between naming the child Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Francis of Assisi, or Mohandas Gandhi. After all, they’re all dead guys aren’t they? So what’s the problem? The problem is that we have not yet invented fully retroactive birth control, so we can’t just hit the rewind button on these two.

  • jpr

    Jackass parents. And yet there are so many other couples out there, ready willing and able to be loving, caring parents, but through some quirk in their own biology, are unable to. It’s not fair (yes I know life isn’t fair, but still…).

  • Unbelievable … until you notice one of his daughters is named “AryanNation.”

  • Byron

    You hope that as soon as these children are capable of doing so that they will rush to the courthouse to get their names changed to something a bit less inflammatory.

  • RonF

    I’m surprised this fool hasn’t filed suit against the bakery.

  • STEVEC

    Byron:

    Worse than their names is the fact that they will be raised by their parents to believe the Aryan Nation BS which is, as I was reminded yesterday by a phone call to a radio talkshow from a “former Major” in the A.N., a pseudo “Christian” based organization that is proud of their beliefs. Those kids are going to be poisoned.

  • CPLGolden

    @ RonF

    I am sure this will come soon………….

    At least an attempt.

  • The Campbells’ other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

    Yeah, these 2 are operating with a full deck. They want to look to the future – by saddling their kids with names associated with an evil past.

    And check the ages as well – 3, 2, 1 – looks like they are trying to create their own “aryan race”. God help us.

    Sorry to say this but when I first saw the picture of the couple with the little boy – I thought it was 2 women.

    The dad is an idiot and clearly a girly-man.

  • Jim Collins

    Oh, they have a full deck…………………they just haven’t opened the pack.

  • virgil xenophon

    “Unbelievable?” No, unfortunately, pathetically, all too believable in this day of our “progressive” march through history here in the Brave New World of the 21st Cent. ” In-every-way-in-every-day-were-getting-better-and-better.” Yeah, Roger that.

  • Humble1310

    Reminds me of the farm machinery company that went out of business in late 2001. In business in the same little SC town for almost 40 years, then all of a sudden, business dried up. The name?

    Ol’ Sama’s Bin Ladles

  • Zane

    1. Anyone remember “A Boy Named Sue?” Wanna bet lil’ Adolph grows up good with his fists?

    2. Tamerlane? Yeah, they had some good albums in the 1980s, huh?

  • b2

    Too stupid..ain’t that the truth..

    That dope father would have been better off naming the poor little feller “Judas” instead. Seeing how low Christianity is held in esteem by certain quarters..the PCers would never have noticed a “Judas”…

    b2

  • Too stupid to breed.

    Unfortunately not.

    Congradulations

    *snerk*

  • JoeC

    “Too stupid to breed.”?? Not. It doesn’t take a whole lot of intelligence to breed. That comes by instinct…. even the totally mentally deficient somehow figure out that aspect of life. More like “Too stupid to BE ALLOWED TO breed.” would be more like it. Then, of course, we’d be practicing the eugenics that so desperately need to be done in their case; the eugenics so proposed by their son’s namesake……. (shakes heads, sadly clicks SUBMIT)

  • Brian

    And to think of what we went through to adopt our kids…background checks, home visits by social workers, etc. just to prove we were worthy of being parents. Oh well.

    I feel sorry for those kids – they lost the parent lottery big time.

    Brian

  • Clay Moore

    But the little boy is a beautiful child; let’s hope that by grace he manages to grow up untainted.
    And it is true that it takes no sense to breed – apparently Hussein Obama’s parents managed to do so, and the world is the poorer for it.

  • Wilko

    Some celebrities should also have their brains examined:

    Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil
    Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
    Ocean: Forest Whitaker
    Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
    Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
    (This one would be interesting if he becomes an FAA check ride examiner)

  • AFSister

    That poor kid.

  • Snake Eater

    Much ado about nothing very flippen new… that there are idiot, useless ” parents ” out there… tell me something I don’t already know…my sympathes to their unfortunate legacy/spawn… they are ours to deal with…Best

  • Steve

    I once met an individual named “Cheddarius”. Mom must have loved those Cheetos.

  • Lee

    Usually I say why dislike someone based solely on their race, creed, color, religion, or political leanings when if you just spend some time with them there are so many more valid reasons to loathe them as an individual.

    In these two knuckleheads cases, I’ll make an exception.

  • RonF

    Examining Frank Zappa’s head will require an autopsy. He died of pancreatic cancer a few years ago.

  • JoeC

    I was in AV-B (1973, actually AFTA) (NAS Memphis) school with another E4 named “Debbie” Seems his dad wanted a girl so bad that all they had were girl names when he popped out. He got his name changed but for the life of me I can’t remember to what. All I really remember about him (besides his name) is he had the first 4 banger electronic calculator I ever saw (TI). So, Debbie Hardy, or whatever your name is these days, here’s to you!

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