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An alternative for the “rest of us” apparently, but as alternative “celebrations” go, this one seems to have little to recommend it:

Casuso, along with her friends and co-workers from the Gamestop store she manages, will gather round the pole and air their grievances.

‘I plan on telling someone, maybe a certain boyfriend, `I hate that you pay more attention to your video games than to me,’ ” she says, laughing. ‘And to my employees who show up, I plan to say, `You disappoint me every time I ask you to put away the games and you don’t listen.’ And I’ll tell my stepbrother, `I hate sharing the bathroom with you’.”

Sounds like a hoot.

I think I’ll call it “festivem” – the “celebration” for the rest of ‘em.

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14 comments to Festivus

  • AW1 Tim

    Now see,

    If they wanted an alternative, then Saturnalia, which my family celebrates, is a LOT more fun. Meaningful as well. And fun…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia

    Although it’s Wiki, the outline there is pretty good for the basics.

  • Not a big Seinfeld fan eh?

  • Isn’t this more like “Foc’sl Follies” for the rest of us?

  • 11B40

    Greetings:

    Me, I’m dreaming of a white Kwanza.

  • jm

    I’m all for integrating Feats of Strength into Christmas and canning the rest of it

  • Lee

    I don’t get it. Seinfeld must laugh everytime he hears that people are actually embracing his spoof. Kinda reminds me of the Pet Rock.

    People will buy anything, even a made up from TV holiday… or kwanza.

  • A TV show about nothing creates a holiday about … nothing.

    No, really. The screenwriter who created the holiday said just that:

    ”It is odd to me that Festivus would be a part of that debate, because the No. 1 reason this holiday has caught on is that it isn’t exclusive,” Salkin says. “It’s not religious. Festivus means nothing. And something that means nothing is very useful because everyone can agree on it. It excludes no one. It’s the joke that everyone’s in on.”

    It’s about nothing, and it’s a joke, but people still think it’s a great idea. I would say I wonder how shallow they are, but I suspect I already have a good idea.

  • But in a weird way, it kind of makes sense, doesn’t it?

    I think that for many Christmas is a holiday about nothing, but for the gifts and the food. So why not say Screw it and gather around the festivus pole and air your grievances instead? I mean, isn’t it just a slap in the face to Christmas (or what it has become)?

  • Wilko

    …and if Blago wasn’t generating enough news:
    ***Festivus display at Illinois Capitol***

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-talk-festivus-thudec25,0,4855828.story

  • MaxDamage

    Wait a minute… Do I understand this correctly? Instead of the whole Christmas thing, some people erect a pole, voice their complaints, fight, and enjoy the time off?

    Because at Chez Max, that’s called Coming Home from Work.

    Occassionally, it’s also Breakfast with the Family.

    Once it was That Incident in the Bar…

    Think I’ll stick with tradition — this new Festivus thing sounds an awful lot like every other day around this place.

    Chez Max — we put the fun in disfunctional!

    – Max

  • MissBirdlegs in AL

    Max – LOL!

  • Wilko

    At Chez Wilko our Christmas tradition includes The Throwing Out of The Fruitcake.
    ….Not me—I’m only half baked. I mean the one’s you get from Aunt Emma.
    I’m thinking we should all send ‘em instead to the nutloaf that put up the pool skimmer in our state capital.

  • virgil xenophon

    I LIKE AW1 Tim’s Saturnalia idea–but then as a denizen of New Orleans I would, wouldn’t I?

    PS: I see (or just noticed) the break finally came–we have a blogger in arms no longer linked.

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