Comments on: Deeply Stupid

By: Maritime Monday 149

Maritime Monday 149 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:52:55 +0000

[...] Neptunus Lex has a protest against the use of Navy dolphins to protect against an attack on submarines stationed in Portland, Oregon in “Deeply Stupid“. [...]

By: Mongo

Mongo — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:46:26 +0000

Well, if not the Bottlenose, then the Dall Porpoise would fit the bill. We have plenty of those in the Sound, and they just love to race passing boaters. Gorgeous creatures. Look like baby Orcas they does…

By: Quartermaster

Quartermaster — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:21:58 +0000

I doubt Flipper would care if she knits or not. He would care if we nuke the Whales, but only very briefly.

By: Justthisguy

Justthisguy — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:55:55 +0000

Well, to start with, a dolphin is a fish, and good eating, and has his image on submariner badges. We’re talking about porpoises, here.

And, yup, I hear they’ve been trained to swim up to unauthorized human swimmers seeking to, say, apply a file to leading edges of sub screws, and jam their tummies full of carbon dioxide. That has to hurt.

I just want the porpoises, and the humans, who serve for us, to be properly looked after when retired.

By: NaCly Dog

NaCly Dog — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:06:23 +0000

I saw a t-shirt that said “Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus” in San Francisco around 1990.

By: Curtis

Curtis — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:48:13 +0000

Nuke the Unicorns!