When faced with a crisis, politicians like to use the term “uncharted territory” when framing their response. This, they hope, absolves them of any consequences stemming from well-intentioned mistakes they might make along the way.
But really, there’s very little new under the sun:
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.– John Adams
2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.– Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.– Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.– Winston Churchill
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.– George Bernard Shaw
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.– G. Gordon Liddy
7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.– James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.– Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.– P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.– Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.– Ronald Reagan (1986)
12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.– Will Rogers
13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! — P.J.. O’Rourke
14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. — Voltaire (1764)
15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!– Pericles (430 B.C..)
16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. — Mark Twain (1866)
17. Talk is cheap..except when Congress does it.– Anonymous
18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.– Ronald Reagan
19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.– Winston Churchill
20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.– Mark Twain
21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. — Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class….save Congress.– Mark Twain
23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.– Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.– Gerald Ford
H/T to Tailspin Tom.



Pretty good stuff. I’ve always been a fan of Twain and am glad to see that his wit is well-represented in this list.
Major, if you like Twain you will love Mencken.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._Mencken
There is an old saying that history does not repeat itself, but that historians merely repeat each other.
After reading Clemens and Mencken, I am inclined to believe that politics only repeats itself, with new actors on the stage each election.
– Max
Max,
I’ve heard of Mencken, but have never read any of hos works. Can you recommend some of your favorites?
MajHarvey: “The Vintage Mencken” by Alistair Cooke was one of the few that I have read about Mencken. Quite good, plus, I rather enjoy Mr. Cooke.
Of Mr. Cooke’s books, I enjoyed “Letter from America”.
Regards,
His newspaper colums are where his wit and sharp criticism show the most. I recommend, “The Impossible H.L. Mencken: A Collection of His Best Newspaper Stories” available at Amazon. There is also “Mencken’s America” and “A Mencken Chrestomathy” available at the same place. Any one will leave your sides aching.
– Max
I’ve heard it put that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it surely does rhyme a lot.
Maj
One of my favorites on MT “nothing is as worthless as an un-read book”.
I’m gonna take the last one attributed to G Ford (I thought it was T Jefferson) and boldly imprint on my check to the IRS this year.
Excellent compilation. Got any G.K. Chesterton?
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My favorite Chesterston one is when a friend, upon reading the latest “poll” of the day which concluded that people were fast losing their belief in God, remarked: “My God, now people will believe in nothing!” To which Chesterton is said to have replied: “No, it is far worse than that–it simply means that now they will believe in anything!”
And how right he was–witness the election of Obama and the belief in change and hope for change and hope’s sake alone–sans roadmap.