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Fun With HeadlinesBy lex, on June 24th, 2009
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“You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
It takes the rare combination of a student of the internet and Naval Aviator to appreciate the headline’s double meaning. I laughed out loud! (-:
Doug, you have to be up on Cali culture. It doesn’t mean Moro Islamic Liberation Front on the left coast, just in the PI. Lex’s tongue is planted deep in his cheek here.
It does not mean this on the East Coast either
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Much less the Seattle area.
Oh, NOES!
(not “Nose.”)
Oh my…
Never heard it called “lairs” before.
How long and of what diameter were those “solid” “rockets” that “pounded” the MILFs?
And SlickRick, ever heard of a “Tiger’s lair?” LOTS of “big pussies” sleep in “lairs.” 
And were they purple?
Hey Now!
Lex, I think you hit a nerve with VX.
I’ll bet there are more than a few here who can remember launching heat seekers at LBFMs in days gone by. We probably are responsible for more than a few of those MILFs.
Were any cougars injured?
That’s RIGHT Kevin, I forgot “big pussies” could be “Cougars” as well as Tigers, let alone MILFs….’course shouldn’t most Cougars be labeled “GMILFs?” Or is there a transition category?
(PS: Ain’t sophmoric humor SO much fun? The possibilities are endless…)
“Cougar” implies some bit of aggression. Also leads to the very alliterative cougar cave, which rolls off the tongue better than MILF lair. For the SAVIs benefit, I explain simply for informative reasons, not because I would dare use such a derogatory term.
Obviously written by a MILF REMF.
Ah, MILF targeting. I’ll be in my coffin bunk, with the curtain drawn.
Was Demi Moore in that lair..?
Let me see now, hmmmm… Much Informal Laughing & Fun? That might fit, but I do have one question, that being: “was it a hairy lair?”
PeterGunn,
All things considered, I think it was probably a beaver lair.
To help clean up the aftermath of this thrust, we’ll prolly need some foreign women. With rifles.
That was a cruel thing to do to Skippy.
I like the German in the CVC. Frames a very nice face. I’m sure VXisn’t interested. He’s still taken with the idea of Michelle Malkin in a bikini.
This thread did start pretty low, and rapidly descended from there. It’s a lot of fun on occasion.
How did I get dragged into this? The only Filipina MILF’s I ever saw were in Wanchai………
Which is why I was staying away from this thread entirely…….
The Japanese troopers, Skippy. Kinda hot, doncha think?
To each his own. I more of a Tokyo Auto Show girls kind of guy. Hot girls in front of great cars in short skirts. You can keep the firearms.
Women in Lingerie are better for the purpose pounding MILF too.
GUYS!!!!
Another bunch of “big pussies” my LSU Tigers just won the College World series!! Beat Texas in 3rd 2of 3 game 10-4. Have now won their 6th Nat. NCAA Championship in baseball!!
(If my college room-mate were only alive to have savored it all…The “Red Giant,” a catcher from Mobile on the 62-66 team, Richard Tomlinson tragically died of cancer in 1973, leaving two young twin daughters. A finer MAN, Husband, Father and loyal friend there never was…)
VX, how bout dem Tigers. Geaux LSU.
Lesson Learned:
Don’t try sipping your drink as Lex’s site loads. You never know what your gonna get.
’bout shorted my keyboard.
It may have been hard getting those troops out to pound the MILFs, at first…but as the first ones returned from the sorties, I’m sure there were many who were eager to “get some.”
There’s a reason the AF is considered the easy side of military life…
Oh the humanity! They have killed 30 MILFs in the Philippines. Mind you I haven’t seen any pictures so I’m not sure they are in fact Milfs but I’ll take their word for it. Jees, the Milf pool keeps on shrinking, day in day out… da-aayyyy-oh!
As they say, this thread is worthless without pics.
I wonder if the AF used the newest, deepest penetrator weapons for the task?
BTW…manned or unmanned?
This thread is so flippenly juvenile, utterly tasteless(no pun intended) and moumentally embarrassing that it defies further comment…you should all be horse-whipped. Best
PS, And whats with that blue snow-flakey thing next to my post?…getting a bit Martha Stewartish are we.
I don’t know Snake; I think the blue thingy looks rather cute on you. Of course, you could go out and get a fine, professional photo of yourself to put there. Something striking like mine. BTW, did you mean utterly tasteless or udderly tastefull?
XAB, I see the subtlety of my comment was not lost on you…a sharp mind indeed… as for the rest of gomers who commented here ( the Lex Babes being the worst)… they’re about as subtle as a fart in church. Best