Comments on: Voltaire Nods

By: Casey

Casey — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:56:06 +0000

No doubt the National Enquirer is all over this by now…

I can see the headline:

DJINNI STOLE OUR PHONES AND OUR HOUSE.

Inquiring minds want to know: is the Moth-Man involved!?

By: SpazSinbad

SpazSinbad — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:32:13 +0000

Plot twist for an “I Dream of Jeannie” TV episode rerun?

By: xairboss

xairboss — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:21:53 +0000

No wonder my golf game sucks. It’s the genie’s fault.

By: John

John — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:14:31 +0000

Fundamentalist Muslims teaming up with lawyers to redress their grievances?

Now there’s a truly terrifying image.

By: Zane

Zane — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:06:36 +0000

All of you dirty kuffars listen up. Mohamhead (PBUH) said don’t wipe your a** with old bones because the jinn use old bones to live in. Mohamhead said it, that settles it, because Mohamhead was the perfect man, the excellent model. He said that, too, that’s how I know he was the perfect man, the excellent model.

So given that the jinn are pissed off at this family, I think it’s pretty clear why their toilet paper bill has been so low.

By: Byron Audler

Byron Audler — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:32:09 +0000

And these loons want to drag us back to the dark ages with them? YGTBSM.