Hot Mic

Omakase

Amazon Search

Russian UFOs

The Russians have apparently opened their archives on a bizarre series of unexplained nautical events:

The Russian navy has declassified its records of encounters with unidentified objects technologically surpassing anything humanity ever built, reports Svobodnaya Pressa news website…

On one occasion a nuclear submarine, which was on a combat mission in the Pacific Ocean, detected six unknown objects. After the crew failed to leave behind their pursuers by maneuvering, the captain ordered to surface. The objects followed suit, took to the air, and flew away.

Perhaps its time for us to finally admit to our underwater, flying surveillance drones.

And unicorns. I should so love to meet a unicorn.

Share

15 comments to Russian UFOs

  • mojo

    …a nuclear submarine, which was on a combat mission in the Pacific Ocean

    Well, gee whiz. Who were they fighting?

  • David Curp

    Many strange things went on in Soviet subs – a former grad student who left the USSR, came here and made good told the following story of how a Soviet sub had a blow-up female, uh, how to put this delicately – “mascot” – with which a goodly portion of the crew became overly friendly and from which they acquired what once upon a time were referred to as “social diseases.” (The Captain of said wessle was seen trying to smuggle off said mascot, quite worn for wear, at their first port of call, whether out of tender solicitude for his crew, or for more primal and selfish reasons, the student did not say).

    Could it be that whatever aliens might have confronted mighty Soviet navy realized they faced an opponent to strong for their puny sub/interplanetary UFOs and needed to subvert their enemy from “within” as it were? I realize this is speculation but I am trying to piece together the disparate pieces of intel to which I’ve been privy…

  • Mike M.

    Lex, you won’t meet the unicorns. They’re flying the UFOs. Didn’t you ever read “Gulliver’s Travels”?

  • I always suspected that The Abyss was a documentary…

  • I remember there was this one time I was……

    Awww, you thought you’d catch me talking, didn’t you? Nope, nope. Not gonna do it, Capt Lex…… You sly dog, you.

    Subsunk

  • Marianne Matthews

    Lex and Mike M … There’s another reason that Lex probably won’t meet a unicorn. You have to be both a virgin and a woman to get along with a unicorn. More than fleetingly, that is. I think Lex fails on both counts.

    Marianne

  • virgil xenophon

    Marianne/

    Ah yes, Virgins. I long ago gave up believing in witches, were-wolves, ghosts, goblins, virgins and other fictional things…

    Although my wife, Mary, DID once quip at a dinner party that, why yes, yes indeed, SHE herself WAS the very Virgin Mary–once. :)

  • 230 knots? Underwater?!? Wow… that’s pretty impressive. Wonder how you’d work the physics out on that one…

    ‘Course, those pesky underwater mountain ranges might get in the way. I just hope it’s not some teenage alien who just got his interplanetary license trying to impress his new girlfriend. That could be tragic.

    • virgil xenophon

      MajorHarvey/

      I once read a while back ( I’m serious, here) that the Russians had supposedly developed a “boundary-layer” control of self-generated microscopic bubbles that enabled torpedoes encased by them to achieve a frictionless 200+ kts speed, along with a rumored attempt to extend the technology to subs. Haven’t heard of much about it for almost a decade…..maybe the Aliens told them to shut up. :)

      • virgil xenophon

        The name of that super-cavitating Russian rocket torpedo was the Shkval. The Germans are supposed to have a duplicate called the Barracuda. Bubble-heads help me out here, why does the US seem so unconcerned about these weapons? Maybe I should go over to FastNav’s place and ask him…

        • SCOTTtheBADGER

          I should think that a torpedo going that fast in the water would only be capable of going in a straight line, I would not want to try to turn at that speed in an incompressalble medium. I have no idea how you would turn the thing, if you have a frictionless surface, as control surfaces would get no bite. Gyros, perhaps, like a satellite? I imagine hitting turbulence in the water would be rather exciting, too.

  • JackSprat Dawg

    Mildly surprised no one has brought up SkyDiver yet. Hope the link works. Anyone else ever see this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wos5e_WlYs

  • redc1c4

    “I should so love to eat a unicorn.”

    Fixed That For Ya!

eXTReMe Tracker

View My Stats