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BBC headline: Somali fury at ‘al-Qaeda killing’

The al-Shabab commander, who spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not authorised to speak publicly, said the insurgents would retaliate against US interests.

“They will taste the bitterness of our response,” he told the BBC’s Mohammed Olad Hassan in the capital, Mogadishu.

Right back atcha, brother. Found your terrorist buddy, killed him and took him home to eat him.

You’re next.

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43 comments to Not Sorry

  • JoeC

    Why do they always sound like spoiled children? Deadly spoiled, but still sounding like brats who need a good spanking. I really get tired of ‘measured response’ and the current rules of engagement. I say Willie Pete, napalm, and and a few FAE drops and let’s call it a day.

  • claudio

    thats just funny. Like the part where he spoke on condition of anonymity…Methinks hes scared…we’ll eat him too

  • PeterGunn

    I love it, Lex. You know, the way you don’t have an opinion on this, back away from it so to speak.

    “Killed him and took him home to eat him.”

    “You’re next.”

    I love it! OUTSTANDING!!!

  • AW1 Tim

    “He was a good man, and a very moist man too…”

    There’s just nothing out there that can’t be made better with hot sauce!

  • Where are the Bengal Lancers when you need them?

    The Army ought to sew the dead bodies of every al-Q they can get hold of into the skins of how ever many hogs it takes to truss ‘em up good and keep ‘em salty and preserved, and then put ‘em on display in a “Green Zone Hall of Tribute to Terrorists”… maybe a traveling version for Af?

    Is it really desecration of a corpse if it isn’t damaged, just wrapped up in pork products?

  • bizjetmech

    Anyone have some Fava beans and a nice Chianti?

  • STEVEC

    Maybe ‘take him home and mount him’, but “eat him” sounds awful….have you ever smelled those guys? Yuk.

    • MaxDamage

      Not to cast dispersions upon the masses assembled, but “take him home and mount him” might have the casual readership conjuring visions of something other than taxidermy. Besides, who’d want Mahmoud Ibn Wierd-Beard’s face on their wall over the mantle or bookshelf? Just doesn’t really lend itself as a conversation piece while awaiting supper, you know?

      “So, Lex, did ya bag this one on your last safari?”

      “Yeah. Real tough one too — kept jabbering about how we were going to taste retaliation, fire will rain on us, we’ll suffer a thousand deaths, etc… Heck, I was chuckling so hard I almost missed watching the secondaries go off.”

      “So, pretty much a case of picking off a scavenger?”

      “Ya, but this one made threats! Wiggled his beard at me! He wasn’t giving up without a fight!”

      No, better to post them in public that their peers can see them, rather than in one’s home and suffer one’s dinner companions to such a display.

      Besides, I’m sure it’d do nothing for the feng suey of the living room.

      – Max

  • Edward

    If we spread the rumor that all our bullets and frags have a light coating of pork, the jihadis will have the additional fear that they will be unclean upon death and cannot enter paradise.

    A strip of bacon would do wonders with the thought processes of a suicide bomber.

    • ProwlerAMDO

      Surely this is what you’re referring to but Pershing did a whole lot to end the Moro insurrection in the PI by publicly taking captured insurgents to the town square, making them dig their own mass graves, killing them and dumping them into the grave, then dumping pig’s blood and entrails into the grave before filling it with dirt. There’s nothing work with using your enemies superstitions and beliefs/values against them. Believe me they are doing it to us. Know your enemy and all that . . .

  • Flugelman

    There’s a place for all God’s creatures… right next to the mashed taters and gravy.

    • So, you’ve been to the Saskatoon Restaurant? Fine eating there, yes, siree! Had the T Shirt, but wore it out, wearing it…

      Full disclosure: I ate at a discount, sister was hostess there for years….and I got the T as a freebie!

      If you’re in Greenville, SC, don’t not go there!

      • Flugelman

        xformed,
        Sadly, no. I saw it on a bumper sticker and being a hunter/gatherer, it resonated with me. We’ll be sure to check out the Saskatoon next we’re in that neck of the woods.

  • ELP

    Courtesy of the Baathist Broadcasting Corporation.

  • G-man

    “The al-Shabab commander, who spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not authorised to speak publicly”. Well duh, call me a ter-risk, call me a chicken $hit, call me a wuss, but don’t call me stew-ped. Yep, brave men all; one gets whacked and they are scurrying like roaches seeing the Raid can. Just turn the SEALS loose and tell them “$250 bounty per head”.

  • So Lex … tell us how you really feel, cuz I’m a little unclear on your point. Can you please clarify? ;-)

  • Jim Collins

    Edward, I’m appalled at your total lack of respect for those poor misguided people’s religion. Don’t you know that your suggestion could be considered torture? Forget it. I can’t stop laughing to finish my sarcasm. Let’s face it, the next guy in line is going to have a problem finding life insurance.

    G-man, make it $5000 per head. It will still be cheap at that price.

  • PAUL B TOWSON

    Cannibal 1 “I don’t like your cousin!”

    Cannibal 2 “Then just eat the noodles”

  • Steve

    “The al-Shabab commander, who spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not authorised to speak publicly” interested in becoming a crimson smear on the road courtesy of a UAV,…

    Truth in reporting, and all.

  • Steve

    “The al-Shabab commander, who spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not authorised to speak publicly” interested in becoming a crimson smear on the road courtesy of a UAV,…

    Truth in reporting, and all.

    HTML strike tag didn’t work in the first one.

  • hornetgunner

    Old Twilight Zone episode title:

    ‘Serving Humans’

    • virgil xenophon

      hornetgunner/

      Wasn’t the title of the book the aliens left laying around titled “100 Ways to Serve Man” that when the “earthlings” first only managed to translate the title everyone thought ‘how nice” but then when they totally broke the code were horrified to find out it was a cookbook? (IIRC the TZ episode was based on a previously published sci-fi short story which I had actually read a few years previously.)

    • Byron

      I think that was actually “To Serve Man”, an alien cookbook.

  • Marianne Matthews

    Tempting as it is, guys and girls, to put a permanent end to these unevolved creatures, I think your consciences will be more clear, and the good Lord will forgive us more easily, if we revive the grand old custom of putting miscreants in ‘the stocks’ on the village green, or town park, where the public can bring their rotten tomatoes, gone-by vegetables and excess eggs for disposal. Perhaps a guard or two will be necessary so that the more enthusiastic folks don’t shoot to kill, but think of the satisfaction of expressing your contempt, and not having to go to jail for it.

    I must admit, though, that defenestrating the little darlings over their homeland from a plane 10,000 feet up is also an attractive possibility. OOOPs — how did that happen?

    Marianne, who is a little cranky today …

  • Marine6

    As long as “The One” and his leftist cohort want to run a catch and release war I’m all in favor of giving the SEALs and 160th SOAR no limits licenses and an unlimited open season.

    After all, the recidivism rate is zero.

  • Um, Marine6, if I read the reports correctly, this strike had to be authorized at the highest level.

    So maybe, just for once, we give Barry a (small) pat on the back. :)

  • Danger

    I bet he tasts like Sheite.

    Couldn’t help it!

  • claudio

    Read the post and laughed my a$$ off again. Definitely hall of fame post material here. Awesome contents…taste like sheite…

    Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? My terrorist is a bit gamey…

  • Really? Bet that response tastes like the crap in your drawers, you bunch of pansies. Next time try fighting like men instead a bunch of cowards hiding in girls’ burkas, airhead. After all, you’ve got no corner on the “bitterness market”.

    Subsunk

  • virgil xenophon

    Subsunk/

    Don’t hold back now……

  • virgil xenophon

    Don’t want to put any stress on you’re “dark little heart” by holding it all in, now do we? :)

  • G-man

    This month’s NatGeo has an article on Mogadishu. Much changed for the worse since my last visit in 90. Not sure they will ever resurrect themselves from the burning dung heap they’ve built/permitted. Time for a country-wide Carthaginian solution.

  • virgil xenophon

    Damn subsunk, can’t spell anymore: “your” dark little heart…

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