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Kumbaya, and That

A new page in the “we are the world” edition of cultural relativism:

A hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are ‘deceptive’.

The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.

The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.

If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.

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22 comments to Kumbaya, and That

  • Marianne Matthews

    Have any of you more mature folks noticed how much “cultural relativism” resembles “situational ethics,” which sang its siren song of “anything goes” to the intellectuals of the 1960s? It was a bad idea under that heading too. Many’s the discussion my folks and I had over situational ethics, which we finally decided was another example of “there, there, dear. You don’t have to make difficult moral decisions about tough questions. To each his own, you know.”

    But that’s what we’re here on earth for — to learn, to grow, and make the difficult moral decisions that make us grow. Isn’t it?

    Marianne

  • Wow. Somalia’s starting to sound like the University of Florida. Of course, the firmness of plastic implants is also deceptive.

    (zoiks…incoming! Duck and cover!)

    ; )

  • guy

    Well, all I know is someone is going to make a killing selling “Show me your [mammalian protuberances]” t-shirts to the Taliban.

  • Marianne Matthews

    guy … Maybe you could call them ‘ta-tas’ the way they do in New Orleans and sometimes Houston. Sounds friendlier somehow.

    Marianne

  • PeterGunn

    Marianne, the Somali hardliners have just come to the point where they’ve adopted our cultural practice of “Shake it Baby, Shake it!”

  • Marine6

    Expect a story in the New York Times “Somalian Women Adopt Natural Look.”

  • Sounds like the Taliban version of a Seinfeld episode…

    “No bra for you. One year!”

    “But Officer! They’re real and they’re spectacular.”

    “What’s that guy’s problem? It’s like he’s some sort of Ta Ta Nazi!”

  • That’s. Just. Weird.
    So do the regligious police get to do the inspecting themselves?
    And the shaking too? Or at least get to watch said shaking?
    There should be guys lined up around the block for that job, I imagine.

  • But wait. Wouldn’t that violate that seeing a female non-relative unclothed thingy?

  • bizjetmech

    I’m betting there’s a whole lota ‘spectin goin on…..
    I mean, under those burkhas (sp), how could you tell by looking?
    It’s all for official business ‘course.

  • ManlyDad

    Where do I sign up to be an inspector? Not wanting to go to Somalia, maybe I could do it at airport security?

  • Curtis

    Gosh,
    I can’t wait until the somali cab drivers in Minneapolis refuse transport to any women wearing a bra. You know it’s just a matter of time now. First it was dogs, then it was booze and now….

  • In related news, NOW HQ refused to comment on the mistreatment of women by sexist pigs who trreat woemn like property. They said they the top leadership were attending a fund raiser.

  • MaxDamage

    As a tactical matter, do the enforcers with Al Shabaab just walk around gawking and detaining, or do they set up roadblocks, checkpoints, and… ummmm… booby traps?

    Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! Snork!

    Some days the jokes just write themselves….

    – Max

  • It’s Sheik Yerbouti (Frank Zappa) all over again.

  • G-man

    Lex had a mis-print due to Somali translation. The group is actually I’ll She-Boob.
    Hey wait, wouldn’t there a song by that title?
    She Boob, she Boob, la la la la la la la

    And what to do with the poor guy suffering from man-boobala?

    i say we bombard ‘em with Victoria Secret catalogs, especially the inserts with “free panty”.

  • JKB

    Is it just me or do these Islamists act like 13 year old middle school boys who’ve been let run wild?

    Maybe the boys of South Park can work up a scheme for boob inspections?

  • Pretty soon, bra manufacturers will include a disclaimer:

    “Not to be used in a manner contrary to local law, custom, or religious principles”

    ..translated into 97 different languages

  • Potosi Joel

    Talk about a cultural divide.
    I thought deceptive bras were a great idea, almost a religious experience, some of them.

  • I’m sure the local imams didn’t intend for that to be as much fun as it sounds…

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