Comments on: Magic Wands

By: Navig8r

Navig8r — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:23:27 +0000

Hey, can we ‘Mercuns bid on those fancy schmansy wands? I bet I could manufacture them for a mere $10,000 per unit. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

By: Zane

Zane — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:58:37 +0000

And I know where you can get some white ghost shirts, slightly soiled.

By: Zane

Zane — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:57:20 +0000

Working dogs are allowable in Shari’a. According to various hadith, Mohammad was guarded in his cave once by dogs, and in another, Mohammad declaimed that angels will not enter a house with dogs (denying the house the blessings of angels). A mohammedan who touches a dog is required to ritually purify himself seven times. All in all, if your real goal is to actually find explosives, dogs are allowable, are better at it, and add a level of “unclean” fear factor to the potential splodeydope.

By implication, those waving wands aren’t really interested in actually finding explosives. The last thing those cops want to find at a checkpoint is an itchy-fingered splodydope wannabe on a virgin hunt. Better to act like you’re doing your job, and let someone else deal with it. It’s the Arab way.

By: Subby

Subby — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:26:21 +0000

Wish I thought of that. Anyone interested in some bulletproof herbs?

By: PeterGunn

PeterGunn — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:18:38 +0000

We have a few Muslims who are clients in my business and we often take our two Cavalier King Charles Spaniels to the office with us. On more than one occasion, a Muslim person has asked that we keep the dogs away from them by putting them into a different room.

So, we do. Not that it makes that much difference to us. Or the dogs. They know we love them, just the same.

By: claudio

claudio — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:15:55 +0000

Well, P T Barnum said it best, except that in this case the cost is also lives.