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  • Happiest of Birthdays Lex! It’s just a number…

  • Happy Birthday, youngster… er…. Sir…. :-)

  • G-man

    Grecian formula inbound – works on facial hair too. Many more b-days to ya.

  • virgil xenophon

    Happppppy Birthday! Just think, Lex, next year you will officially “scream” speedily into early geezer-hood. Too bad I won’t be there to welcome you into the club, because by then I’ll be 66 and transitioning into early Fossil-hood.
    (But of course since 60 is now the “new 40″ and 70 the “new 50″ I guess next year will put you back in your 30s! :) )

    • Quartermaster

      The question still remains, at what age does one become a codger? We now have your authoritative opinion on the start of geezerdom, but when does codgerdom begin?

      • virgil xenophon

        QM/

        Codgers are embittered Geezers or Fossils. (I guess that would make me a CGFer–being that I’m in the “transition” stage. :) And while “Geezer Power!” is a great slogan, somehow “Fossil Power!” doesn’t quite get it. Maybe I’ll pull a Jack Benny and just stay a Geezer. :)

        • Guy C.

          I guess at 64 I’m in my mid-geezerhood years. The real tough thing is having the mind and emotions of an eighteen year old stuck firmly in the body of a 64 year old geezer.

        • Pixelkiller

          I’ve been 39 for, let’s see,–, going on 31 years now. Doesn’t hurt a bit.

    • But of course since 60 is now the “new 40″…

      My ass. It’s still OLD, no matter what the frickin’ Boomers say. And you know I know what I’m talkin’ about, given you’re my senior by mere months, VX.

  • Happy B’day. Having crossed the threshold I can attest 50 ain’t fatal but enjoy your last year under the milestone with vigor.

  • You really are a pup, aren’t ya? Happy Birthday to a Good Man.

    Subsunk

  • Happy Birthday, Lex!
    You are getting up there, aren’t you? :D

  • Edward

    Happy Birtheday, Lex!

    Adding the years is not all that bad — there are many more yet to come.

    And here is a special rendition for someone who is very familiar with “cats”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG76k4vClXI

  • Marianne Matthews

    Happy Birthday Lex …As an old OLD friend of yours, I can assure you that you are in your prime, you sweet kind man, and that the fun is just beginning. So many new things to learn to do, so many new things to learn to be. You may lose some things, like perfect balance and the ability to run a three minute mile, but you’ll continue to gain in intellectual understanding and friends who love you …

    It’s a trade-off. But a good one.

    Fondly, Marianne

  • Russ

    Happy Birthday!

  • Bruce Jones

    Feh. Let him eat cake.

    • virgil xenophon

      Bruce/

      Great site–how’d you find it?

      • G-man

        VX
        Please note that the recipe only requires one cup of Guinness. Thus leaving the recipeer the other 5.5 cups. Sounds like a fair trade.

      • bc

        concur. Redhead, pastry recipes and photos, and a quote from an old friend to boot?

        “To enjoy the flower of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.” — Robert Heinlein

        Lex, best wishes for this, yet but another day. The trick is to continue stringing them together without gaps.

  • sobersubmrnr

    1911 + 4? Wow…old fart, ain’t ya?

    :)

  • -Jas

    Sheesh…just a kid! Happy B-Day, Lex, and many more in health and happiness!

  • Happy birthday, jump out of a plane, feel the wind in what remains of your hair and blow a few cobwebs away. However, this might be a little on the advanced side: Catching that connecting flight .

  • Paul B

    You’ll be 60 before you know it. I speak from experience. I retired at your current age and it seems like last week.

  • Kevin

    Now that SNO is gone, give me a holler if you need someone to go to the gun range.

  • MissBirdlegs in AL

    Happy Birthday, Lex! Sorry I have no witty or wise advice for you. Sometimes one just gets older. Oh! And more forgetful. ;-)

    Enjoy and pay close attention, ’cause as Paul B said, the time really does fly by.

  • Happy Birthday Lex! MANY happy returns!

  • Hey, on the bright side, at least you’ll have a cool weapon to post next year!
    I’m just wondering whether it’ll be Ma Deuce or the Desert Eagle in .50 AE

  • CG

    I believe codgerhood requires screaming, “Back in my day…” while you chase kids off the porch with a broom.

    Lex, if FedEx delivers a long, skinny package, don’t answer the door.

  • jpr

    Have a happy one. Take the rest of the day off!

  • Just wait until the AARP solicitations start flooding your mailbox.

  • FiveOh

    Hmmmm….
    1911+4 = 1915
    2009-1915 = 94.

    You haven’t aged a day.

  • Byron

    I got silly hammered on my 30th, as I thought I’d never reach 40…I got seriously hammered on my 40th as I felt the same way about 50. When I reached 50, I ate some oatmeal, some orange juice and took my vitamins, seeing how I’d finally reached the unachievable, and I might just see 60 :)

    Happy Birthday, Lex!

  • satch

    Be happy! 9MM + 4 only = 13!

    Oh … um … it’s a 45 .. sorry.

  • Humble1310

    What’s that saying, “If I knew I’d live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”?

    Have a happy one.

  • Mongo

    Ah hell, the half century mark ain’t so bad. George Burns did a whole century and knocked back a sizable quantity of his favorite beverage daily, so what’s to worry?

    Am I to understand that the line forms at the rear for delivery of the traditional birthday paddling congratulations?

    Happy Birthday to ya, Lex!

    • PeterGunn

      Ohhh, to be in the half century neighborhood again! Happy Birthday, Lex… and so many returns that you’ll need a larger caliber; much larger!!!

  • Idaho Joe

    Happy Birthday, Capt. Lex. As has been said above, it’s only a number (he said, looking up the hill about a year and a half.)

    And by the way, the Germans are celebrating today.

    http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20091109/4af7afe0_3426_13350200911091941340417

    Too bad President Reagan couldn’t be there.

  • yaJames

    Happy Birthday!

  • Zane

    I thot you wuz younger than me??? Someone’s math is off. Or senile memory, more like it.

    Buono compleano!

  • olga

    Happy Birthday, Lex!

  • Marine6

    Many happy returns.

    Things aren’t ALL bad. Hey, I turn 234 in the morning.

    Semper Fi!

  • xairboss

    Happy Birthday puppy. I’ll have a glass of straight gin in your honor this evening but can’t go as far as garnishing it with a cuke. I’ll stick to lemmon peel. Playing the Old Course at The Homestead tomorrow. Hop a jet and come along. Boss.

    • Byron

      Make sure it’s Bombay Saphirre, Boss :)

      • xairboss

        Byron, it’s not exactly Saphirre due to the high cost of everything here in the Virginia controlled stores. I have sampled Sapphirre before in Panama and agree that you have an excellent taste for gin. Perhaps when the wife and I go to DC for the terricota warior exebition at the end of the month, I can slip over to Bolling AFB and get some quality gin at a resonable price. I will be happy to share with any and all visiting the area.

        • virgil xenophon

          I dunno, Guys. I guess I’m old school, but I always went for Tanqueray for Martinis as was so smooth and lacking in bite and moderately priced as well; while I’m a Beef-Eater guy for G & Ts precisely because of “bite” and juniper taste (few modern Gins use juniper berries anymore, btw, except for REALLY expensive ones, so Beefeaters is great value for $) I just think there is a law of diminishing returns in terms of taste once one goes up the price scale to some of the newer, more exotic brands.

  • Bou

    Good Grief. I remember when you posted just the .45. Now there is a lot of ammo to go with it. :) Happy Birthday!

  • xairboss

    Your advancing age reminds me of the gent who went to apply for Social Security. When asked for his ID as proof of age, he remembered he had left it in the car. Thats OK said the clerk, just open your shirt. After observing the greying of his chest curlies, the clerk took that as proof of his age and completed the paperwork.

    When he arrived home, he relayed the story to his wife who only shook her head in dismay. When asked what was wrong she replied: “Why the heck didn’t you drop your drawers? You could have qualified for disability.”

    I’t won’t be long before you’re applying Lex. Just remember to wear clean scivies just in case.

  • Dust

    Many happy returns Lex. Each is just one day closer to seeing Him as He is. :)

  • Heather

    Happy Birthday Lex!

  • I’m only a couple of rounds behind but I feel your pain. Happy birthday!

  • P-3W

    Birthday greetings, Lex! Party like you want to wake up in the morning without a hangover, if that’s possible for a jet jock to do. (snicker)

    Many happy returns, and may you have MANY more to come. Besides, you’re still a younster yet — no grandkids to make you feel really old and really young at the same time.

  • SJBill

    Happy birthday, Lex! A glass is charged with Booker’s Straight Bourbon (Batch No C02-A018, 63.45% / 126.9 Proof).
    Held high towards Sandy Eggo in your honor.
    Sip bourbon!
    Two!

    [Your just a bit older than my wife and she was too young for me.]

  • claudio

    Happy Birthday Lex. And many more, healthy, wealthy and wise.

    A lesser man/writer would have just written, I turned 49 and next year is gonna be worse. Only you, (and another reason I check here all the time) would think to use a 45, 4 rounds and Munch’s most famous painting. Great job

    Happy Birthday again and keep it coming.

  • SCOTTtheBADGER

    Happy Birthday, Noble Sir, and many more to come!

  • FbL

    *heeheehee* Neat word-picture.

    Happy Birthday! Like a fine wine, may it all get better with age. :)

  • Potosi Joel

    Now is the time to reflect.

    Was there a birthday anniversary that went uncelebrated?
    Perhaps the forty-fifth, as an example, was so unwanted it was ignored?

    Well starting next year, you can make up for that by celebrating the 45th properly, if out of sequence.

    If it is a hit, keep celebrating it year after year. If it lacks something, perhaps add a number for next year until you find the right resonance between birthdays gone by and birthdays celebrated.

  • Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Good to know you take that advice to heart ;)

  • Kent

    Happy Birthday Lex!
    Found a bottle of Guinness in the fridge and a Guinness glass in the
    cupboard. Am hoisting in your Honor.
    Cheers!
    Kent

  • Dan in Michigan

    Hope you are having a relaxing Birthday with Guinness in both hands!

  • Curtis

    get yourself a full magazine and report back here!

    Isn’t it grand to have kids?

    I’ve only got the one but not only is she cute as a button she’s as smart as Einstein (she’s six so we can still compare and contrast with some wriggle room). Aging without kids would probably suck, a lot.

    Happy birthday. Look at the young ones, ogle the wife and be merry. You sir, have a universe under your roof. Lucky B(^(^^%d!

  • redc1c4

    hope you have a picture of Ma Deuce handy….. i hit that this year, but since i didn’t hit the lottery too, i still don’t own one.

    happy happy joy joy!

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