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	<description>The unbearable lightness of Lex. Enjoy!</description>
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		<title>By: SJBill</title>
		<link>http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/09/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-487596</link>
		<dc:creator>SJBill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Finally! It&#039;s OVER. Patrick Kennedy won&#039;t run for re-election so he might give more time to his rehab efforts.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/house/patrick-kennedy-to-retire.html?hpid=topnews</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally! It&#8217;s OVER. Patrick Kennedy won&#8217;t run for re-election so he might give more time to his rehab efforts.</p>
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		<title>By: SK1</title>
		<link>http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/09/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-487474</link>
		<dc:creator>SK1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UPDATE - From WBZ-TV in BOSTON

Feb 11, 2010 11:33 pm US/Eastern Kennedy Won&#039;t Run For Re-Election In RI
 
Rep. Patrick Kennedy has decided not to seek re-election to Congress, saying his life is &quot;taking a new direction&quot; just months after the death of his father and mentor, Sen. Edward Kennedy.

The Rhode Island Democrat taped a message to be aired on the state&#039;s television stations Sunday night. The Associated Press viewed the message Thursday, ahead of the announcement.

 

&quot;Now having spent two decades in politics, my life is taking a new direction, and I will not be a candidate for re-election this year,&quot; Kennedy says in the ad. 

The decision by the eight-term congressman comes less than a month after a stunning Republican upset in the race for the Massachusetts Senate seat his father held for almost half a century. 

Patrick Kennedy has been in and out of treatment for substance abuse since crashing his car outside the U.S Capitol in 2006. Still, he has been comfortably re-elected twice since then, after making mental health care his signature issue in Washington. 

In the taped message, Kennedy says he remains committed to public service. He also thanked Rhode Island voters for supporting him through ups and downs. 

&quot;When I made missteps or suffered setbacks, you responded not with contempt, but compassion,&quot; he said. &quot;Thank you for all the times you lifted me up, pushed me forward.&quot; 

He was not specific about his plans, but said he would continue to fight for issues including on behalf of those suffering from depression, addiction autism and post-traumatic stress disorder.

Make your voice heard. Click here to comment on this story and read comments left by others. 
(© 2010 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UPDATE &#8211; From WBZ-TV in BOSTON</p>
<p>Feb 11, 2010 11:33 pm US/Eastern Kennedy Won&#8217;t Run For Re-Election In RI</p>
<p>Rep. Patrick Kennedy has decided not to seek re-election to Congress, saying his life is &#8220;taking a new direction&#8221; just months after the death of his father and mentor, Sen. Edward Kennedy.</p>
<p>The Rhode Island Democrat taped a message to be aired on the state&#8217;s television stations Sunday night. The Associated Press viewed the message Thursday, ahead of the announcement.</p>
<p>&#8220;Now having spent two decades in politics, my life is taking a new direction, and I will not be a candidate for re-election this year,&#8221; Kennedy says in the ad. </p>
<p>The decision by the eight-term congressman comes less than a month after a stunning Republican upset in the race for the Massachusetts Senate seat his father held for almost half a century. </p>
<p>Patrick Kennedy has been in and out of treatment for substance abuse since crashing his car outside the U.S Capitol in 2006. Still, he has been comfortably re-elected twice since then, after making mental health care his signature issue in Washington. </p>
<p>In the taped message, Kennedy says he remains committed to public service. He also thanked Rhode Island voters for supporting him through ups and downs. </p>
<p>&#8220;When I made missteps or suffered setbacks, you responded not with contempt, but compassion,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Thank you for all the times you lifted me up, pushed me forward.&#8221; </p>
<p>He was not specific about his plans, but said he would continue to fight for issues including on behalf of those suffering from depression, addiction autism and post-traumatic stress disorder.</p>
<p>Make your voice heard. Click here to comment on this story and read comments left by others.<br />
(© 2010 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed</p>
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		<title>By: Justthisguy</title>
		<link>http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/09/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-486951</link>
		<dc:creator>Justthisguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that the same Patrick Kennedy who associated himself with totally nonsensical explanations of why people are autistic? Like thimerosol and measles vaccines?

 Maybe we&#039;d have thought better of that family if Joe Jr. had lived. The rest seem to be a sorry bunch. 

Being a sorry Kennedy seems to be genetically inherited. 

Being autistic also seems to be genetically inherited.

 There&#039;s a difference: I think most auties are more honest and more honorable than are most Kennedies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that the same Patrick Kennedy who associated himself with totally nonsensical explanations of why people are autistic? Like thimerosol and measles vaccines?</p>
<p> Maybe we&#8217;d have thought better of that family if Joe Jr. had lived. The rest seem to be a sorry bunch. </p>
<p>Being a sorry Kennedy seems to be genetically inherited. </p>
<p>Being autistic also seems to be genetically inherited.</p>
<p> There&#8217;s a difference: I think most auties are more honest and more honorable than are most Kennedies.</p>
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		<title>By: PeterGunn</title>
		<link>http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/09/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-486914</link>
		<dc:creator>PeterGunn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kennedy just named himself as &quot;The Joke&quot;. The skunk smells his own hole first!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kennedy just named himself as &#8220;The Joke&#8221;. The skunk smells his own hole first!</p>
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		<title>By: Pixelkiller</title>
		<link>http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/02/09/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-486707</link>
		<dc:creator>Pixelkiller</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The nut doesn&#039;t fall far from the bush.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The nut doesn&#8217;t fall far from the bush.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim Collins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim Collins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I stopped reading the article at &quot;Senator Paris Hilton&quot;.  What a terrifying thought, then I realized that she has the same qualifications as Ted Kennedy had when he was elected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stopped reading the article at &#8220;Senator Paris Hilton&#8221;.  What a terrifying thought, then I realized that she has the same qualifications as Ted Kennedy had when he was elected.</p>
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