In Oz, a grandmother has beat off a shark attack to save her own life:
Speaking from her hospital bed to local media, she said that while snorkelling from a chartered boat with her husband and others, she felt “the most almighty huge tug” and “knew immediately what it was”.
“I turned around and I saw this huge shark.”
Mrs Trumbull said: “I then thought ‘this shark’s not going to get the better of me’ and I started punching it on the nose, punching, punching, punching.
“And then it got me under the water, but not much because I started kicking at its neck.
There are apparently important survival skills to learned from the Australian dating scene.
Greg Norman could not be reached for comment.