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In Oz, a grandmother has beat off a shark attack to save her own life:

Speaking from her hospital bed to local media, she said that while snorkelling from a chartered boat with her husband and others, she felt “the most almighty huge tug” and “knew immediately what it was”.

“I turned around and I saw this huge shark.”

Mrs Trumbull said: “I then thought ‘this shark’s not going to get the better of me’ and I started punching it on the nose, punching, punching, punching.

“And then it got me under the water, but not much because I started kicking at its neck.

There are apparently important survival skills to learned from the Australian dating scene.

Greg Norman could not be reached for comment.

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8 comments to In Training

  • Combat Wombat

    Don’t tell the QLD born Wombette- Bigger teeth and a nasty disposition if(when) provoked!

  • SK1

    IN OZ, it always go back to the relations between MEN & their partners….where do you think the phrase ” Where Men are Men and Sheep are scared…” came from ???

    My son was a member of the Strike Force with the USS John C Stennis that was on duty for Iraqi 1 – when they finished , the captain had the strike force pull into OZ for a R&R break – One of the most famous “houses of ill repute” there had to SHUT DOWN because after three days of the Fleet being in port, the poor working girls REFUSED to have sex with any more MEN !! This was the first time in the thirty year history of this “house” being open that they had to shut down…. GO NAVY !!

  • Marianne Matthews

    Gentlemen …You should never NEVER underestimate the power of older ladies when they are really really *angry*. How the heck do you think we survived long enough to become ‘older ladies?’ Hooray for Mrs. Trumbull. And bless her.

    Marianne

  • Glad to see that she discouraged the shark. I think she might have done better and got less hurt had she taken the latest advice, and not punched the nose, but poked an eyeball. Works even better with a knife.

    As I have mentioned here, I have met an Indianapolis survivor. Shudder!

  • I hope Mrs. Trumbull gets the best bionic ass medical technology can devise for her ;-) Given the circumstances, frikkin lasers should be incorporated. I also hope that shark now associates the taste of human with pain and humiliation and will go off and become the first chondithric vegan.

  • SCOTTtheBADGER

    I should think it was probably a bull. Whites have an attack profile of hit once hard, and then back off and let the victim bleed out. It’s the sheer size of the beasts that allow them to do such damage with one chomp.

  • …I have to have a new, remodelled bottom, so that’s a positive.”

    You have GOT to love that kind of spirit. A shark nearly kills her and she’s looking at the bright side.

  • SCOTTtheBADGER

    With an attitude like that, the shark really didn’t stand a chance.

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