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Given some of the things that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad believes in, the things he doesn’t believe in are remarkable:

Two days before his official trip to Afghanistan, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, a “big lie” intended to pave the way for the invasion of a war-torn nation, according to Iranian state media.

Ahmadinejad, known for his harsh rhetoric toward the West and Israel, said the attack on U.S. soil was a “scenario and a sophisticated intelligence measure,” Iran’s state-run Press TV reported Saturday.

The assault was a “big lie intended to serve as a pretext for fighting terrorism and setting the grounds for sending troops to Afghanistan,” Press TV reported Ahmadinejad as saying.

Oh-kayyy.

Back away from the nuclear weapons there, beady eyes.

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11 comments to Credulous

  • OT: Just found this, but it is about scary military developments:

    China’s Secret Fleet of Stealth Fighters

    The signs have been there for some time. In 1997, the US Office of Naval Intelligence stated their conviction that a 4th generation stealth fighter was under development in China. Then in December, 2008, the highly respected “Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft” went on record saying that China has been developing a “heavyweight” stealth fighter for many years.

  • Allen

    The bazaaris in Theran must be a little confused about the whole capitalist system formed by the zionists thing. I thought the Mullhas had a laissez faire approach to their doings, as long as they complied with the Sharia lending proscriptions. Of course Ahmadinejad may be looking for some new skulls to crack

  • Paul B.

    Unfortunately, more than a few Americans also believe it was a Bush operation, and Israeli operation, etc.

  • A couple of interesting things submitted for your ponderation:

    1. Since the Twelfth Imam is supposed to appear from the well (sorry, Mr. Swail, it’s a well, not a cave, and according to tradition, it’s bottomless) in the Great Mosque of Samarra, it means he will “arise from the bottomless pit”…and

    2. Samarra is in Iraq. In order to fully-facilitate the Twelfth Imam’s return, Iran will either have to control Samarra by proxy — religious control — or physically, by occupation.

    Popcorn, anyone?

  • SK1

    Time to make a fuel-air bomb that spreads some prozac and drop it on Old Beady Eyes’ hovel before he takes a nutty and does serious damage on the rest of the Middle East…

    Likely he is pent up because NetFlix stop sending him his movies animal movies or it could be that his subscription to ” Goat Lover’s Monthly ” was cancelled also….

    Either way, he needs to go….quickly….Can we ask the Isrealis to move up their “delivery schedule” and express a little high caliber munitions to his hovel of record??

    We can even ask nicely….we need to just make sure he is at home when the package is delivered.

    • Quartermaster

      We can name the FAP bomb. I would suggest dropping a few on DC and Sacramento. They could use the calming effect as well.

  • He lives in his own little world. Which would be OK except that he does have access to nukes.

    • Not yet, Kris. He doesn’t have quite enough fissile material for a warhead — although word on the street is that research on developing a warhead came to a halt only because the Iranians now have both the know-how and materials to make one *when* they get enough material for the sunshine generator.

      ‘Nother word on the street is that Ahminadinnerjacket is looking to score the tritium gas needed to turn out a *thermonuclear* device.

      I’m located at the midway point between Tehran and Tel Aviv. If I see F-16s with the Mogen David blasting east at under-the-radar altitude or missile contrails heading west, I’ll try to let you know just before the EMP fries the laptop…

  • Jim Collins

    I say we send a couple of our older nukes over to him. You know give him a demonstration on how they are supposed to work.

  • I am no fan of Islamic bad guys like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, terrorists or other hate groups however one of the biggest issues in the struggle between Israel and Islam is the continued building of settlements and the U.S. support of the settlement policy of displacing Muslims who have been living on the land for centuries that is now claimed by Jews for expansion.

    At some point, if you keep displacing people from their homeland in the name of religion, somebody is going to fight back. Where do we draw the line and quit supporting this expansion that just pours gasoline on the fire? For christsake, at least buy them out and give the muslim residents a decent chance at a good life elsewhere.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/world/middleeast/10biden.html?hp

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