Für Michelle…
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.
2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won’t start Canadians drive with the windows down
3. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians
have the last cookout of the season.
5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.
7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold, eh?”
9. -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Posted by Nose
On August 21st, 2007 under Humor.
Comments: 1
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Comment from Michelle
Time: August 21, 2007, 1:22 pm
LOL
You know the first four of those are actually fairly accurate.
And you’re just lucky my youngest isn’t around to take you on about #9. 
Canucks: Always wondering why the rest of the world are such wimps!
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