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Some words from Jackie and Dunlap

Love y’all out there. This place needs some energizing!
How about the latest from Red State Travis and Jonathan from their “Red State Update” series?

I do wish these guys get a chance for a series on “real” TV.
Now get out there and vote for Sarah!
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Saturday Funny (Unless You Are a Car Buff)

Sent by a friend this week:
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t [...]

Bashing the Air Force - Part 2

Hats off to the Air Force’s recruiters, they came up with a nice sounding,  yet unoriginal theme.   Stolen from Airwarriors. 
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Men and Bathrooms

In a recent post, Lex linked to an older post of his wherein Kris mentioned she couldn’t find a certain bit of humorous prose she recalled. Well never fear, it’s been found…
21 Types of Men You Will Meet in a Bathroom:
A deep study into the psyche of men.
Content warning for those lacking a grasp [...]

Origins

Forwarded immediately, by me:
Subject: The origins of Conservatism and Liberalism
How It All Began

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic Hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all [...]

Blues Name Generator

 Stolen from Tom McMahon, who stole it from someone else. 

Blues Name GeneratorFrom Planet Proctor

Letter

Your First Blues Name

Your Middle Blues Name

Your Last Blues Name

A

Fat
Bones
Jackson

B

Muddy
Money
McGee

C

Crippled
Harp
Hopkins

D

Old
Legs
Dupree

E

Texas
Eyes
Green

F

Hollerin’
Lemon
Brown

G

Ugly
Killer
Jones

H

Brown
Hips
Rivers

I

Happy
Lips
Malone

J

Boney
Fingers
Washington

K

Curly
Boy
Smith

L

Pretty
Liver
Parker

M

Jailhouse
Gumbo
Lee

N

Peg Leg
Foot
Thompkins

O

Red
Mama
King

P

Sleepy
Back
Bradley

Q

Bald
Duke
Hawkins

R

Skinny
Dog
Jefferson

S

Blind
Bad Boy
Davis

T

Big
Baby
Franklin

U

Yella
Chicken
White

V

Toothless
Pickles
Jenkins

W

Screamin’
Sugar
Bailey

X

Fat Boy
Cracker
Johnson

Y

Washboard
Tooth
Blue

Z

Steel-Eye
Smoke
Allison

Rule

Use your first initial
Use your middle initial
Use your third initial

Example: TMM becomes Big Gumbo Lee
from http://www.tommcmahon.net

 Enjoy.  -Muddy Liver Dupree 
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A Tom Cruise movie I’ll watch….

A tribute to a great actor.

Operation GOOD SHEPHERD

The cadets at West Point have successfully completed Operation Good Shepherd, and the Naval Academy has responded.
Mission briefings and the response here.
UPDATE:  The goats are back safe at the Academy Dairy Farm.  “Why goats?” is a good question.  “Why does the Academy have a dairy farm?” is a good one too.
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Home grown humor.

I love this kind of stuff. Hope you do too. There are several episodes.
Nose
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What Happens…

when you let the King of NASCAR, Richard Petty, drive a 90,000 ton warship?

Answer after the jump
 
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